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Toilet Operator
@dylanger.info
· Aug 26
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Yard Sale:
Baby Skis
Flung Downhill
Baby Skis
Flung Downhill
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yard Sale:
Baby Skis
Flung Downhill
Baby Skis
Flung Downhill
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inside of you are two otters
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
inside of you are two otters
Last night someone called me "Cowboy" as an IRL insult and I feel like I've officially made the big time
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Last night someone called me "Cowboy" as an IRL insult and I feel like I've officially made the big time
"I'm so fucking focuspilled rn"
- Me, taking my meds
- Me, taking my meds
October 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"I'm so fucking focuspilled rn"
- Me, taking my meds
- Me, taking my meds
The water pistol emoji has the same energy as the term "unalived"
September 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The water pistol emoji has the same energy as the term "unalived"
It's too bad they got him in the neck and not the head. It would have sailed clean through without hitting anything important or useful
September 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It's too bad they got him in the neck and not the head. It would have sailed clean through without hitting anything important or useful
A vasectomy is what a lobotomy is called when you do it to a guy
September 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
A vasectomy is what a lobotomy is called when you do it to a guy
Asses to asses, butts to butts
August 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Asses to asses, butts to butts
My cat has been giving me the silent treatment ever since I told him we're not biologically related
August 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
My cat has been giving me the silent treatment ever since I told him we're not biologically related
The Montessori School of Hard Knocks
August 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Montessori School of Hard Knocks
saying "no hetero" every time i kiss my gf
July 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
saying "no hetero" every time i kiss my gf
Do you ever do a bad thing, just to see how it makes you feel?
We are all hapless prisoners to the horrible possibility of our own actions.
Denny's Diner: come try our T-bone steak today!
We are all hapless prisoners to the horrible possibility of our own actions.
Denny's Diner: come try our T-bone steak today!
July 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Do you ever do a bad thing, just to see how it makes you feel?
We are all hapless prisoners to the horrible possibility of our own actions.
Denny's Diner: come try our T-bone steak today!
We are all hapless prisoners to the horrible possibility of our own actions.
Denny's Diner: come try our T-bone steak today!
The fantasy of an extraterrestrial invasion is fun escapism because it presents a scenario where our biggest existential threat isn't a consequence of our own actions
June 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The fantasy of an extraterrestrial invasion is fun escapism because it presents a scenario where our biggest existential threat isn't a consequence of our own actions
Believe it or not, the guy who voiced the Bop-It! is actually a sub
June 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Believe it or not, the guy who voiced the Bop-It! is actually a sub
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DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
June 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
Idea for a TV spinoff: "InternET", a story about the weird little alien who gets roped into an unpaid position getting coffee and picking up dry cleaning for some big shot on Wall Street
June 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Idea for a TV spinoff: "InternET", a story about the weird little alien who gets roped into an unpaid position getting coffee and picking up dry cleaning for some big shot on Wall Street
If Jesus Christ was alive today, he would 100% have a podcast
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If Jesus Christ was alive today, he would 100% have a podcast
There is a vas deferens between cum and pee
June 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
There is a vas deferens between cum and pee
Just got called a faggot on the streets of SF, happy pride month yall
June 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Just got called a faggot on the streets of SF, happy pride month yall
Remembering the time Facebook added a Pride react and I used it on every post I saw for a full month.
My ex girlfriend texted me after 4 years of not speaking to tell me her parents got mad at her for having a "gay flag on her post"
My ex girlfriend texted me after 4 years of not speaking to tell me her parents got mad at her for having a "gay flag on her post"
June 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Remembering the time Facebook added a Pride react and I used it on every post I saw for a full month.
My ex girlfriend texted me after 4 years of not speaking to tell me her parents got mad at her for having a "gay flag on her post"
My ex girlfriend texted me after 4 years of not speaking to tell me her parents got mad at her for having a "gay flag on her post"
Looks like I had one (1) relatively popular skeet take off out of the blue, the weekend I was off my phone. There is something to learn here. I will not learn it
May 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Looks like I had one (1) relatively popular skeet take off out of the blue, the weekend I was off my phone. There is something to learn here. I will not learn it
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Mexicans have tried with great results
May 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Mexicans have tried with great results
Molasses is great, but ya gotta wonder how much better the rest of the mole would taste
May 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Molasses is great, but ya gotta wonder how much better the rest of the mole would taste