poor girl, i moved in and romanced her so intensely that we danced together at the flower dance in the spring of year 1, and then i just left her at that for several years

'Listen, babe. Marriage is an obsolete rite for transferring a woman from the legal ownership of her father to her husband, kept alive by an industry that convinces people that they can only be happy if they spend their life savings on one party. Babe, where are you going? Babe?'

what do you mean sam and penny have a thing?!?!?!?!?! i thought sam n sebastian n abigail were in a threesome wdym SAM is into PENNY

i forgot to visit her so i still don't know 💀

no i get you

oh that's so cool!!! love

sam looks so much better with a hat on his stupid hair

well now you don't need to!!

also a bookmarking feature pleeeease

i saw an ad from the church of scientology today 😭 on the homepage.... that app is going to hell

gotta take what u can get in this world

det fina är ju att jag vet att det går över