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No DMS unless you ask nicely.
Kindness. Empathy. Truth.
Fluent in Snark, Sarcasm, and Vulgarian.
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https://substack.com/@theartofbeingdave
No DMS unless you ask nicely.
Kindness. Empathy. Truth.
Fluent in Snark, Sarcasm, and Vulgarian.
#Arsenal #CharlotteFC #WritingCommunity #Poetry
https://substack.com/@theartofbeingdave
Sad. Oh wait, everyone on Bsky already knew all this about Twitter. I guess some people are just slow readers.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sad. Oh wait, everyone on Bsky already knew all this about Twitter. I guess some people are just slow readers.
MANY GREAT PSYCHOTHERAPISTS AGREE THAT HEARING VOICES OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T THERE, DESIRING TO KILL PEOPLE WHO HURT THEIR FEELINGS, AND PRETENDING THEY ARE THE RESOLUTION TO ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, ARE SIGNS OF MENTAL ILLNESS AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE NOT FIT TO LEAD A SING-A-LONG LET ALONE A NATION.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
MANY GREAT PSYCHOTHERAPISTS AGREE THAT HEARING VOICES OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T THERE, DESIRING TO KILL PEOPLE WHO HURT THEIR FEELINGS, AND PRETENDING THEY ARE THE RESOLUTION TO ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, ARE SIGNS OF MENTAL ILLNESS AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE NOT FIT TO LEAD A SING-A-LONG LET ALONE A NATION.
Impeach, convict, remove, prosecute, convict, imprison, sue, collect, exile, deport to Russia, rebuild the East Wing, remove the gold, celebrate.
Then start on Congress.
Then start on Congress.
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Impeach, convict, remove, prosecute, convict, imprison, sue, collect, exile, deport to Russia, rebuild the East Wing, remove the gold, celebrate.
Then start on Congress.
Then start on Congress.
With no respect due to JD Vance, you don't have any Canadian friends. Stay in your lane Couch Stain.
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
With no respect due to JD Vance, you don't have any Canadian friends. Stay in your lane Couch Stain.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Projecting
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Projecting
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Still seems too high.
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Still seems too high.
He's not a Christian no matter what he says. He's a Christian as much as Trump is a good golfer. He's a fraud. He's a coward. Mike Johnson needs to go.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
He's not a Christian no matter what he says. He's a Christian as much as Trump is a good golfer. He's a fraud. He's a coward. Mike Johnson needs to go.
So, wait, the government sends money to the people to buy their own "better" insurance than the big greedy insurance companies? And will there only be one approved insurance company? And would it be called Trump Big Beautiful Insurance to go with Trump Rx? Hmmmmm
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So, wait, the government sends money to the people to buy their own "better" insurance than the big greedy insurance companies? And will there only be one approved insurance company? And would it be called Trump Big Beautiful Insurance to go with Trump Rx? Hmmmmm
He's lost the confidence of more than half of his caucus. It's just that the self-aware people in his caucus wouldn't trade places with him for 40 billion dollars.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He's lost the confidence of more than half of his caucus. It's just that the self-aware people in his caucus wouldn't trade places with him for 40 billion dollars.
That's probably what he said to the girls he was raping as well.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That's probably what he said to the girls he was raping as well.
Someone has to be first
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Someone has to be first
Or no parties where we have to know who we're voting for and which policies they support. Making it easy to vote for a party by putting the party on the ballot is a recipe for disaster as we have seen. I'm for removing party symbols and names from the ballots. Make people do their homework.
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Or no parties where we have to know who we're voting for and which policies they support. Making it easy to vote for a party by putting the party on the ballot is a recipe for disaster as we have seen. I'm for removing party symbols and names from the ballots. Make people do their homework.
Brutal.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Brutal.
Hard to tell in this picture which is which.
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hard to tell in this picture which is which.
Ugh...Dumb fingers and old brain.
Jethro Tull. no 's
I hate phone keyboards.
Jethro Tull. no 's
I hate phone keyboards.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ugh...Dumb fingers and old brain.
Jethro Tull. no 's
I hate phone keyboards.
Jethro Tull. no 's
I hate phone keyboards.
You could have stopped at the first apostrophe.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You could have stopped at the first apostrophe.
I felt that the first time I got into an elevator and heard a Jethro's Tull song playing on Musak.
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I felt that the first time I got into an elevator and heard a Jethro's Tull song playing on Musak.
I doubt everything in that statement except for the last two sentences. She's not the type to do her own homework. She's having other people do it for her.
And that alone makes her a vile human being in this case.
And that alone makes her a vile human being in this case.
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I doubt everything in that statement except for the last two sentences. She's not the type to do her own homework. She's having other people do it for her.
And that alone makes her a vile human being in this case.
And that alone makes her a vile human being in this case.
That will be a waste of money for his supporters.
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That will be a waste of money for his supporters.
It's fun to watch the GOP turn into cannibals. Maybe they should stop using the elephant as their symbol and start using the freshwater shrimp.
And MTG's value washing is simply showing she can't be trusted by anyone on either side. She should be nowhere near government in the future.
And MTG's value washing is simply showing she can't be trusted by anyone on either side. She should be nowhere near government in the future.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's fun to watch the GOP turn into cannibals. Maybe they should stop using the elephant as their symbol and start using the freshwater shrimp.
And MTG's value washing is simply showing she can't be trusted by anyone on either side. She should be nowhere near government in the future.
And MTG's value washing is simply showing she can't be trusted by anyone on either side. She should be nowhere near government in the future.