The Art of Being Dave 🏴🇨🇦🇺🇸
@dwtelford.bsky.social
Vegan | EV-angelist | Essentialist | Storyteller | Author | Poet
No DMS unless you ask nicely.
Kindness. Empathy. Truth.
Fluent in Snark, Sarcasm, and Vulgarian.
#Arsenal #CharlotteFC #WritingCommunity #Poetry
https://substack.com/@theartofbeingdave
No DMS unless you ask nicely.
Kindness. Empathy. Truth.
Fluent in Snark, Sarcasm, and Vulgarian.
#Arsenal #CharlotteFC #WritingCommunity #Poetry
https://substack.com/@theartofbeingdave
Well that wasn't written with Artificial Intelligence, or any intelligence for that matter.
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Well that wasn't written with Artificial Intelligence, or any intelligence for that matter.
And unlike college, you can't pay someone to take these tests for you.
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
And unlike college, you can't pay someone to take these tests for you.
Typed his response into Word and pulled out the stats. F-K Grade level, not quite 6. So, a response that could have been made by an 8- to 11-year-old.
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Typed his response into Word and pulled out the stats. F-K Grade level, not quite 6. So, a response that could have been made by an 8- to 11-year-old.
"Antifa is using poisonous frogs against our stormtroopers... I mean, members of law enforcement in Portland. Poisonous frogs!"
October 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Antifa is using poisonous frogs against our stormtroopers... I mean, members of law enforcement in Portland. Poisonous frogs!"
This weekend 's WTAF moment is brought to you by Blade and Bow bourbon.
- #Arsenal won
- #CharlotteFC won
- #CarolinaPanthers won.
- Fixed the shower valve.
- Bought groceries.
- No big ice cubes in the freezer? WTAF?
#BladeAndBow
#DrinkResponsibly
- #Arsenal won
- #CharlotteFC won
- #CarolinaPanthers won.
- Fixed the shower valve.
- Bought groceries.
- No big ice cubes in the freezer? WTAF?
#BladeAndBow
#DrinkResponsibly
October 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This weekend 's WTAF moment is brought to you by Blade and Bow bourbon.
- #Arsenal won
- #CharlotteFC won
- #CarolinaPanthers won.
- Fixed the shower valve.
- Bought groceries.
- No big ice cubes in the freezer? WTAF?
#BladeAndBow
#DrinkResponsibly
- #Arsenal won
- #CharlotteFC won
- #CarolinaPanthers won.
- Fixed the shower valve.
- Bought groceries.
- No big ice cubes in the freezer? WTAF?
#BladeAndBow
#DrinkResponsibly
This is my congressman. This is the only smart thing he's done in Congress. Unfortunately, it won't happen, and he knows it, so this is a performative popcorn fart to try to make his constituents believe he's looking out for them. Better idea Ralph: Donate your pay to the York County Food Bank.
October 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This is my congressman. This is the only smart thing he's done in Congress. Unfortunately, it won't happen, and he knows it, so this is a performative popcorn fart to try to make his constituents believe he's looking out for them. Better idea Ralph: Donate your pay to the York County Food Bank.
How do you know when, as one of the biggest software companies in the world, that you put out your genAI too soon? When you can't get it to do things like update a calendar or to-do list from within the calendar application itself. #Huh
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How do you know when, as one of the biggest software companies in the world, that you put out your genAI too soon? When you can't get it to do things like update a calendar or to-do list from within the calendar application itself. #Huh
No longer THE ESPTEIN FILES. Now THE TRUMP FILES
No longer ICE. Now THE SS.
No longer GRAND OLD PARTY. Now GOVERNMENT OF PEDOPHILES.
No longer THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT. Now TRUMPISTAN.
No longer WAITING IT OUT. Now FIGHTING BACK.
New York, Illinois, you're up!
#TAKEBACKALLCAPS #TAKEBACKDEMOCRACY
No longer ICE. Now THE SS.
No longer GRAND OLD PARTY. Now GOVERNMENT OF PEDOPHILES.
No longer THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT. Now TRUMPISTAN.
No longer WAITING IT OUT. Now FIGHTING BACK.
New York, Illinois, you're up!
#TAKEBACKALLCAPS #TAKEBACKDEMOCRACY
August 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
No longer THE ESPTEIN FILES. Now THE TRUMP FILES
No longer ICE. Now THE SS.
No longer GRAND OLD PARTY. Now GOVERNMENT OF PEDOPHILES.
No longer THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT. Now TRUMPISTAN.
No longer WAITING IT OUT. Now FIGHTING BACK.
New York, Illinois, you're up!
#TAKEBACKALLCAPS #TAKEBACKDEMOCRACY
No longer ICE. Now THE SS.
No longer GRAND OLD PARTY. Now GOVERNMENT OF PEDOPHILES.
No longer THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT. Now TRUMPISTAN.
No longer WAITING IT OUT. Now FIGHTING BACK.
New York, Illinois, you're up!
#TAKEBACKALLCAPS #TAKEBACKDEMOCRACY
This is how I look when I write.
July 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is how I look when I write.
Spanish breakfast beans with a vegan omelet and Mexican Chiapas coffee. A perfect start to a day of writing query letters.
#vegan #WritingCommunity
#vegan #WritingCommunity
July 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Spanish breakfast beans with a vegan omelet and Mexican Chiapas coffee. A perfect start to a day of writing query letters.
#vegan #WritingCommunity
#vegan #WritingCommunity
What's next? A giant Republican space laser to act like a magnifying glass on all these warring ants?
July 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
What's next? A giant Republican space laser to act like a magnifying glass on all these warring ants?
Sometimes I need to repost this, especially when then Christofacists need air time. To be clear, believe what you want. I support that. Just don't try to legislate that I need to believe.
June 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sometimes I need to repost this, especially when then Christofacists need air time. To be clear, believe what you want. I support that. Just don't try to legislate that I need to believe.
Putting it in the the simplest terms for the intentionally ignorant.
June 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Putting it in the the simplest terms for the intentionally ignorant.
Perfection
June 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Perfection