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A black cat just darted out in front of me when I walked out of my house, that’s good right
October 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A black cat just darted out in front of me when I walked out of my house, that’s good right
Chris Jones’ aunt passed away at just 40 years old :(
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Chris Jones’ aunt passed away at just 40 years old :(
Watching the Dexter reboot and he starts every kill with a land acknowledgement
September 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Watching the Dexter reboot and he starts every kill with a land acknowledgement
They call it Big O Tires because the prices are so good you’ll cum in your pants
September 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
They call it Big O Tires because the prices are so good you’ll cum in your pants
We are, say it with me, so back
September 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
We are, say it with me, so back
The royal taster making sure the king’s food isn’t poisoned except it’s my husband tasting various sauces before I use them to make sure they’re not too spicy
August 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The royal taster making sure the king’s food isn’t poisoned except it’s my husband tasting various sauces before I use them to make sure they’re not too spicy
I’m gonna start freaking out at work every time I get an email like they do when they get a text on Love Island
July 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m gonna start freaking out at work every time I get an email like they do when they get a text on Love Island
Buttoning my pants like a man does with his suit jacket every time I get up from my desk
July 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Buttoning my pants like a man does with his suit jacket every time I get up from my desk
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Many people are asking, Abby, what’s it like to have the hottest husband in the world? And the answer is: awesome
April 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Many people are asking, Abby, what’s it like to have the hottest husband in the world? And the answer is: awesome
Just ate moldy turkey quickly followed by moldy cheese in my packed lunch so if anyone needs me you can find me at the bottom of the nearest river!!!
June 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just ate moldy turkey quickly followed by moldy cheese in my packed lunch so if anyone needs me you can find me at the bottom of the nearest river!!!
Update: I got curtain bangs and all of my problems are solved!!!
I should have fought harder I fear
Currently fighting the strongest urge of my entire life to get bangs
June 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Update: I got curtain bangs and all of my problems are solved!!!
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I picked up a snack in #MarioKartWorld and it gave me this outfit??
June 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I picked up a snack in #MarioKartWorld and it gave me this outfit??
Many people are asking, Abby, what’s it like to have the hottest husband in the world? And the answer is: awesome
April 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Many people are asking, Abby, what’s it like to have the hottest husband in the world? And the answer is: awesome
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Love is blind is cool because if you're a morning person, and they're a morning person, and you both like dogs then you just get married
April 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Love is blind is cool because if you're a morning person, and they're a morning person, and you both like dogs then you just get married
I should have fought harder I fear
Currently fighting the strongest urge of my entire life to get bangs
April 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I should have fought harder I fear
Just scraped my car for the first time this winter (I love being married) and wtf. How do you all do this???
March 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Just scraped my car for the first time this winter (I love being married) and wtf. How do you all do this???
Currently fighting the strongest urge of my entire life to get bangs
February 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Currently fighting the strongest urge of my entire life to get bangs
I wish they’d show the watch party in Buffalo again rn
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I wish they’d show the watch party in Buffalo again rn
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i'm going to boycott the nfl if they ever stop rigging the league in favor of my team
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i'm going to boycott the nfl if they ever stop rigging the league in favor of my team
DID YOU KNOW? If Chris Jones gets a sack tomorrow, you can get 40% off a Big Mac.
Google “Chris Jones 40” to learn more
Google “Chris Jones 40” to learn more
January 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
DID YOU KNOW? If Chris Jones gets a sack tomorrow, you can get 40% off a Big Mac.
Google “Chris Jones 40” to learn more
Google “Chris Jones 40” to learn more
Realizing I left my book at home on the day before a holiday closure has been the worst part of working in an office so far. What am I supposed to do all day!!!
December 23, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Realizing I left my book at home on the day before a holiday closure has been the worst part of working in an office so far. What am I supposed to do all day!!!
Moving from nonprofit to private sector is crazy because what do you mean my teammates gave me a pair of Beats headphones as a welcome gift?
December 18, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Moving from nonprofit to private sector is crazy because what do you mean my teammates gave me a pair of Beats headphones as a welcome gift?
What if the Sheikah Slate made Link set up multi factor authentication (yes I just started replaying BOTW)
December 11, 2024 at 9:41 PM
What if the Sheikah Slate made Link set up multi factor authentication (yes I just started replaying BOTW)
Apparently people are telling my father-in-law that he looks like one of the hottest men alive, Tony Goldwyn. I’m going to walk into a river
December 4, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Apparently people are telling my father-in-law that he looks like one of the hottest men alive, Tony Goldwyn. I’m going to walk into a river
Christian McCaffrey back on IR has me contemplating deleting Yahoo Fantasy from my phone for the rest of the season for my own piece of mind
December 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Christian McCaffrey back on IR has me contemplating deleting Yahoo Fantasy from my phone for the rest of the season for my own piece of mind