@dwhitney89.bsky.social
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MAGA: “why didn’t Biden release the files and why didn’t you guys call for it?!”
America: “Because we assumed the justice dept was doing their job. But you all demanded it and now Trump is panicking…. So uh, ya now we def want to know why he’s panicking.”
See? Easy!
America: “Because we assumed the justice dept was doing their job. But you all demanded it and now Trump is panicking…. So uh, ya now we def want to know why he’s panicking.”
See? Easy!
October 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
MAGA: “why didn’t Biden release the files and why didn’t you guys call for it?!”
America: “Because we assumed the justice dept was doing their job. But you all demanded it and now Trump is panicking…. So uh, ya now we def want to know why he’s panicking.”
See? Easy!
America: “Because we assumed the justice dept was doing their job. But you all demanded it and now Trump is panicking…. So uh, ya now we def want to know why he’s panicking.”
See? Easy!
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The house is starting another Jan 6 committee.
I actually look forward to re-litigating this. Let’s do it.
187 minutes of watching people assault cops, then pardoning them
Bring it on Mike
I actually look forward to re-litigating this. Let’s do it.
187 minutes of watching people assault cops, then pardoning them
Bring it on Mike
January 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The house is starting another Jan 6 committee.
I actually look forward to re-litigating this. Let’s do it.
187 minutes of watching people assault cops, then pardoning them
Bring it on Mike
I actually look forward to re-litigating this. Let’s do it.
187 minutes of watching people assault cops, then pardoning them
Bring it on Mike
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She said, “May I ask you to have mercy Mr. President on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away." If Mike Johnson thinks that’s “radical,” perhaps he has a fundamental misunderstanding of his own religion.
January 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
She said, “May I ask you to have mercy Mr. President on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away." If Mike Johnson thinks that’s “radical,” perhaps he has a fundamental misunderstanding of his own religion.
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So, let me see if I have this straight - you maga meatheads went from “America First/America Only” to “Hell yeah we want Canada, Panama and Greenland/Manifest Destiny baby!” in the span of like a few fucking weeks, and none y’all gives a fuck about eggs or immigrants anymore?
January 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So, let me see if I have this straight - you maga meatheads went from “America First/America Only” to “Hell yeah we want Canada, Panama and Greenland/Manifest Destiny baby!” in the span of like a few fucking weeks, and none y’all gives a fuck about eggs or immigrants anymore?
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We can’t have DEI but Kim Guilfoyle is Ambassador to Greece.
December 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
We can’t have DEI but Kim Guilfoyle is Ambassador to Greece.
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Wray should not resign. Let Trump fire him.
Massively disappointing
Massively disappointing
December 12, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Wray should not resign. Let Trump fire him.
Massively disappointing
Massively disappointing
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December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Nancy Mace needs a fucking intervention.
Does anyone love that woman?
For fuck’s sake — she’s a goddamn mess.
Does anyone love that woman?
For fuck’s sake — she’s a goddamn mess.
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Nancy Mace needs a fucking intervention.
Does anyone love that woman?
For fuck’s sake — she’s a goddamn mess.
Does anyone love that woman?
For fuck’s sake — she’s a goddamn mess.
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The incoming prez is a Bible-hawkin’, guitar-sellin’ convicted felon and dirty old man. How did we get here from Abraham Lincoln? 🤣
December 4, 2024 at 11:24 PM
The incoming prez is a Bible-hawkin’, guitar-sellin’ convicted felon and dirty old man. How did we get here from Abraham Lincoln? 🤣
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I don’t post on Twitter, but keep my eye on it, and guess what? Elon Musk has become a bit of a bore.
December 8, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I don’t post on Twitter, but keep my eye on it, and guess what? Elon Musk has become a bit of a bore.
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Christopher Wray is going to resign. He should wait for Trump to fire him. It would look good on his resume: “I got fired by the world’s biggest elected dingbat.
December 12, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Christopher Wray is going to resign. He should wait for Trump to fire him. It would look good on his resume: “I got fired by the world’s biggest elected dingbat.
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Trump’s cabinet shall from here on be known as the Jackass Brigade. They are the stupidest bunch to come along in all of American history.
December 11, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Trump’s cabinet shall from here on be known as the Jackass Brigade. They are the stupidest bunch to come along in all of American history.
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Who is Nancy Mace talking to?
December 12, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Who is Nancy Mace talking to?
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Every word of this is a damn lie.
December 11, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Every word of this is a damn lie.
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Watching the people who were tortured by Assad…. And my anger for @TulsiGabbard defending him grows hotter.
Every senator that votes yes on her is complicit
Every senator that votes yes on her is complicit
December 12, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Watching the people who were tortured by Assad…. And my anger for @TulsiGabbard defending him grows hotter.
Every senator that votes yes on her is complicit
Every senator that votes yes on her is complicit
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Reminder: all of these people requested pardons.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Reminder: all of these people requested pardons.
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Overheard at the gym…
Bro A: we need to stop helping other countries. Let them figure that shit out.
Bro B: But then no one will help us if we get attacked.
A: No one would ever attack us.
B: China?
A: Nah. Not after we dropped those A bombs on them.
Send. Help.
Bro A: we need to stop helping other countries. Let them figure that shit out.
Bro B: But then no one will help us if we get attacked.
A: No one would ever attack us.
B: China?
A: Nah. Not after we dropped those A bombs on them.
Send. Help.
December 4, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Overheard at the gym…
Bro A: we need to stop helping other countries. Let them figure that shit out.
Bro B: But then no one will help us if we get attacked.
A: No one would ever attack us.
B: China?
A: Nah. Not after we dropped those A bombs on them.
Send. Help.
Bro A: we need to stop helping other countries. Let them figure that shit out.
Bro B: But then no one will help us if we get attacked.
A: No one would ever attack us.
B: China?
A: Nah. Not after we dropped those A bombs on them.
Send. Help.
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does anyone have any use for about a thousand old tweets in which I gleefully predict that Donald Trump is going to rot in prison? apparently I don't need them any more
November 25, 2024 at 8:35 PM
does anyone have any use for about a thousand old tweets in which I gleefully predict that Donald Trump is going to rot in prison? apparently I don't need them any more
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if you had asked me on January 7, 2021 if I thought we’d be here, looking at that melon-hued motherfucker getting away with inciting a deadly attack on our Capitol in an effort to steal that election, because he was the winner of this election, I would have asked you what the fuck you were smoking.
November 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
if you had asked me on January 7, 2021 if I thought we’d be here, looking at that melon-hued motherfucker getting away with inciting a deadly attack on our Capitol in an effort to steal that election, because he was the winner of this election, I would have asked you what the fuck you were smoking.
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Four more fucking years of “totally exonerated” when he very much fucking wasn’t.
So, that’s fun.
So, that’s fun.
November 25, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Four more fucking years of “totally exonerated” when he very much fucking wasn’t.
So, that’s fun.
So, that’s fun.
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Mueller didn’t say he was innocent.
Cannon didn’t say he was innocent.
Merchan didn’t say he was innocent.
Chutkan didn’t say he was innocent.
Jack Smith didn’t say he was innocent.
He got away with all of it.
And not a one of them said he was innocent of any of it.
Not one.
Cannon didn’t say he was innocent.
Merchan didn’t say he was innocent.
Chutkan didn’t say he was innocent.
Jack Smith didn’t say he was innocent.
He got away with all of it.
And not a one of them said he was innocent of any of it.
Not one.
November 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Mueller didn’t say he was innocent.
Cannon didn’t say he was innocent.
Merchan didn’t say he was innocent.
Chutkan didn’t say he was innocent.
Jack Smith didn’t say he was innocent.
He got away with all of it.
And not a one of them said he was innocent of any of it.
Not one.
Cannon didn’t say he was innocent.
Merchan didn’t say he was innocent.
Chutkan didn’t say he was innocent.
Jack Smith didn’t say he was innocent.
He got away with all of it.
And not a one of them said he was innocent of any of it.
Not one.
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Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
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Republicans: No more cancel culture! We despise cancel culture!
Also Republicans: Cancel The View.
Also Republicans: Cancel The View.
November 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Republicans: No more cancel culture! We despise cancel culture!
Also Republicans: Cancel The View.
Also Republicans: Cancel The View.
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I’m pretty sure this is not legal. Congressmen can’t trade and make money on their job.
Ethics maybe having to take a look
Ethics maybe having to take a look
November 25, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I’m pretty sure this is not legal. Congressmen can’t trade and make money on their job.
Ethics maybe having to take a look
Ethics maybe having to take a look
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Thank God Merrick Garland waited nearly 2 years to appoint Jack Smith because, after all, nothing is more important than preventing the optics of politicization.
November 25, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Thank God Merrick Garland waited nearly 2 years to appoint Jack Smith because, after all, nothing is more important than preventing the optics of politicization.