me, waiting through the first nine absolute bangers of the Vol 4 Redux tribute compilation, eagerly anticipating the crushing mass of Zakk Sabbath and "Under the Sun" to obliterate the rest of my afternoon.
to quote Giles Corey, "MORE WEIGHT!" 🪨
to quote Giles Corey, "MORE WEIGHT!" 🪨
a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk with a nbc logo on his watch
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk with a nbc logo on his watch
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October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
me, waiting through the first nine absolute bangers of the Vol 4 Redux tribute compilation, eagerly anticipating the crushing mass of Zakk Sabbath and "Under the Sun" to obliterate the rest of my afternoon.
to quote Giles Corey, "MORE WEIGHT!" 🪨
to quote Giles Corey, "MORE WEIGHT!" 🪨
Torts picked the Devils to win the Stanley Cup? is that a good thing or the kiss of death?
October 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Torts picked the Devils to win the Stanley Cup? is that a good thing or the kiss of death?
I would ask that announcers stop referring to players by first name alone, but, on the other hand, doing so makes the home cooking that much more obvious.
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I would ask that announcers stop referring to players by first name alone, but, on the other hand, doing so makes the home cooking that much more obvious.
"you can hold back from the suffering of the world. you have free permission to do so, and it is in accordance with your nature.
but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could have avoided." 🥹
but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could have avoided." 🥹
June 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"you can hold back from the suffering of the world. you have free permission to do so, and it is in accordance with your nature.
but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could have avoided." 🥹
but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could have avoided." 🥹
"I'm mentally blonde."
May 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"I'm mentally blonde."
@binns.bsky.social slipping in my old age, buuuut...
*WPG 6, *COL 6, NJD 6, TOR 7, VGK 6, ^WSH 6, EDM 6, TBY 6
* these have started, so a bit of a cheat.
^ as much as it pains+ my heart.
+ not a bread pun. well, not completely.
*WPG 6, *COL 6, NJD 6, TOR 7, VGK 6, ^WSH 6, EDM 6, TBY 6
* these have started, so a bit of a cheat.
^ as much as it pains+ my heart.
+ not a bread pun. well, not completely.
April 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
@binns.bsky.social slipping in my old age, buuuut...
*WPG 6, *COL 6, NJD 6, TOR 7, VGK 6, ^WSH 6, EDM 6, TBY 6
* these have started, so a bit of a cheat.
^ as much as it pains+ my heart.
+ not a bread pun. well, not completely.
*WPG 6, *COL 6, NJD 6, TOR 7, VGK 6, ^WSH 6, EDM 6, TBY 6
* these have started, so a bit of a cheat.
^ as much as it pains+ my heart.
+ not a bread pun. well, not completely.
@binns.bsky.social (obligatory "hey that guy got fired" message)
March 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@binns.bsky.social (obligatory "hey that guy got fired" message)
are we really going to lose this game? maddon’ 🤌🏻
March 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
are we really going to lose this game? maddon’ 🤌🏻
is it the drugs again?
March 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
is it the drugs again?
bold move by some random guy to wear a QOTSA shirt to a Brant Bjork concert.
March 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
bold move by some random guy to wear a QOTSA shirt to a Brant Bjork concert.
"my motherfucker's so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him."
enjoy that sleep, big man. say "hello" to the speaker of this quote. 🪦
enjoy that sleep, big man. say "hello" to the speaker of this quote. 🪦
March 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"my motherfucker's so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him."
enjoy that sleep, big man. say "hello" to the speaker of this quote. 🪦
enjoy that sleep, big man. say "hello" to the speaker of this quote. 🪦
watching the TSN TradeCentre coverage via the ESPN app, I just saw the "water main" edition of the "Avocados from Mexico" commercials.
I hate avocado, but sorta miss those commercials. 🥑
I hate avocado, but sorta miss those commercials. 🥑
March 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
watching the TSN TradeCentre coverage via the ESPN app, I just saw the "water main" edition of the "Avocados from Mexico" commercials.
I hate avocado, but sorta miss those commercials. 🥑
I hate avocado, but sorta miss those commercials. 🥑
bro, stop trying to make Fetch happen.
February 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
bro, stop trying to make Fetch happen.
pretty sure I would drink fetid pond water from a rusty culvert if Willem Dafoe asked me.
but not Michelob Ultra.
but not Michelob Ultra.
February 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
pretty sure I would drink fetid pond water from a rusty culvert if Willem Dafoe asked me.
but not Michelob Ultra.
but not Michelob Ultra.
during a school awards ceremony, my father and his loud voice heckled the school superintendent at the perfect moment. my friends were mortified, but my sister and I just laughed and shook our heads.
Tell me something funny about someone important to you who’s passed on. Anecdote, factoid, excellent one-liner—dealer’s choice.
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
during a school awards ceremony, my father and his loud voice heckled the school superintendent at the perfect moment. my friends were mortified, but my sister and I just laughed and shook our heads.
"you're the alligator?"
January 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"you're the alligator?"
most of all, I long for these talking heads to stop referring to players by their first names.
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
most of all, I long for these talking heads to stop referring to players by their first names.
oh man Allen clearly had that.
this league is a joke.
this league is a joke.
January 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
oh man Allen clearly had that.
this league is a joke.
this league is a joke.
Romo was clearly listening to the NFC game, and is now trying to out-dumbass Brady.
January 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Romo was clearly listening to the NFC game, and is now trying to out-dumbass Brady.
Washington has the ball, Tom.
they are not defending anything.
they are not defending anything.
January 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Washington has the ball, Tom.
they are not defending anything.
they are not defending anything.
officials clearly got the memo to make sure Philadelphia wins, but forgot to read the fine print about not making it too obvious.
January 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
officials clearly got the memo to make sure Philadelphia wins, but forgot to read the fine print about not making it too obvious.
I carry some around just so I can yell at people that I have not lost them.
I always carry some loose marbles in my pocket in case a hippo tries to eat me
January 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I carry some around just so I can yell at people that I have not lost them.
I swear I was much more excited than this @pwhl shot shows 🤪
January 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I swear I was much more excited than this @pwhl shot shows 🤪