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e.g. Alice Roberts
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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
December 4, 2023 at 9:24 AM
she dis-assed her salf
November 27, 2023 at 8:28 AM
she got dis-assed
November 27, 2023 at 8:28 AM
mai waiffe
my wife be looking like she could really steal a joke...
November 27, 2023 at 8:27 AM
(i did in fact steal that joke, utterly shamelessly)
November 27, 2023 at 2:41 AM
that wall be lookin like it could really bear a load...
November 27, 2023 at 2:36 AM
close encounters: of the thickth kind
November 27, 2023 at 2:33 AM
no, cigarette flavored deviled eggs
November 23, 2023 at 7:17 PM
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go outside and bark at squirrels and anyone who passes by for the next hour. if you see someone who looks like they need to be bit, chase them on all fours and bite them. if you can do that then i'll entertain the thought of you sitting in a chair for dinner
November 23, 2023 at 7:04 PM
I have been had
November 23, 2023 at 7:14 PM