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e.g. Alice Roberts
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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
completing the "state of javascript" survey is literally more important that voting for president.
December 8, 2023 at 10:12 PM
she's makin muh decimals all... dewey
December 4, 2023 at 9:18 AM
giving her headpats the same way I smack her ass (really hard) (she likes this)
November 29, 2023 at 5:44 PM
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inscroteable
November 27, 2023 at 7:40 AM
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anyone wanna come over and lick stuff
November 27, 2023 at 7:36 AM
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that's not a tweeter it's a dommewoofer
November 27, 2023 at 7:52 AM
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i don't even care btw, if you even care btw, love that for you
November 27, 2023 at 2:41 AM
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bruh, her guts (girl nuts)
November 2, 2023 at 6:20 AM
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no no you misheard me- i said
GOCK EATO ERGO CUM
November 27, 2023 at 12:54 AM
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comic series where kirby accidentally inhales larry david and then gains the power to create a lot of uncomfortable social situations. it's called Kirb Your Enthusiasm
November 27, 2023 at 1:56 AM
trans girl culture is where you declare trans girl culture to be anything you personally happen to like or do, as if you can just speak on behalf of the millions of trans girls you've never met, and will never meet.
November 27, 2023 at 2:32 AM
when she's Really Trying to be a Good Ally

um, excyeuse me?? his pro- i mean, her* pronouns are THEY THEM, okay?!? fucking, do better.
November 25, 2023 at 8:29 PM
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I think we should give every moth a tiny little grenade
November 1, 2023 at 8:06 PM
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go outside and bark at squirrels and anyone who passes by for the next hour. if you see someone who looks like they need to be bit, chase them on all fours and bite them. if you can do that then i'll entertain the thought of you sitting in a chair for dinner
November 23, 2023 at 7:04 PM
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literally nothing but bangers over here. except for this one, this is the only time tho I promise.
November 23, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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ass-symp-tit-dick
November 23, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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butherflie
November 22, 2023 at 5:00 AM
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vec'd 'er
November 19, 2023 at 12:18 PM
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think globularly, act locoly
November 20, 2023 at 5:50 PM
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from fags to bitches
November 22, 2023 at 1:16 AM
literally nothing but bangers over here. except for this one, this is the only time tho I promise.
November 23, 2023 at 7:13 PM
ass-symp-tit-dick
November 23, 2023 at 7:12 PM
we hyuck and jive in this bitch, take yo sensitive ass back to irl
November 23, 2023 at 6:58 PM