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Just your average Bi AnCom Xennial whose back hurts and is tired of living through historical events.
Princess Toastina von Meezerbeans is the source of my Stockholm Syndrome
Lord Kanin Gustafsson in the SCA
Princess Toastina von Meezerbeans is the source of my Stockholm Syndrome
Lord Kanin Gustafsson in the SCA
Okay... how do you arrest a sitting president, surrounded by armed bodyguards, wielding his own private army?
You think laws can stop the lawless, and you're all fucking morons. The only way he leaves the white house is in a body bag. Guaranteed.
You think laws can stop the lawless, and you're all fucking morons. The only way he leaves the white house is in a body bag. Guaranteed.
April 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Okay... how do you arrest a sitting president, surrounded by armed bodyguards, wielding his own private army?
You think laws can stop the lawless, and you're all fucking morons. The only way he leaves the white house is in a body bag. Guaranteed.
You think laws can stop the lawless, and you're all fucking morons. The only way he leaves the white house is in a body bag. Guaranteed.
Oh look, a Democrat begging for money to fight the fascists.
Do something besides begging.
Do something besides begging.
March 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh look, a Democrat begging for money to fight the fascists.
Do something besides begging.
Do something besides begging.
You need to fight them now before there are no elections.
You fucking neoliberal pansies will sell us down the river and send us a donation email asking to buy a raft
You fucking neoliberal pansies will sell us down the river and send us a donation email asking to buy a raft
March 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You need to fight them now before there are no elections.
You fucking neoliberal pansies will sell us down the river and send us a donation email asking to buy a raft
You fucking neoliberal pansies will sell us down the river and send us a donation email asking to buy a raft
I miss the days when politicians would beat each other with canes
Bring that back
Bring that back
March 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I miss the days when politicians would beat each other with canes
Bring that back
Bring that back
This is a fucking coup.
You don't issue fascists court orders and expect them to obey.
This only ends in blood
You don't issue fascists court orders and expect them to obey.
This only ends in blood
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March 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is a fucking coup.
You don't issue fascists court orders and expect them to obey.
This only ends in blood
You don't issue fascists court orders and expect them to obey.
This only ends in blood
And arm yourself.
February 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
And arm yourself.
Happy Valentines, Young Skywalker
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February 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Happy Valentines, Young Skywalker
Shout out mah boi Io for real for real
January 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Shout out mah boi Io for real for real
Xiaohongshu. Chinese version of Tiktok.
January 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Xiaohongshu. Chinese version of Tiktok.
Billionaires waiting for Trump to take off his Depends
January 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Billionaires waiting for Trump to take off his Depends