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dwarvenbackpack.bsky.social
Professional Cat Servant
@dwarvenbackpack.bsky.social
Just your average Bi AnCom Xennial whose back hurts and is tired of living through historical events.

Princess Toastina von Meezerbeans is the source of my Stockholm Syndrome

Lord Kanin Gustafsson in the SCA
The only language Fascists understand is violence.

Also, look at this cute ass cat.
March 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
All y'all are my valentines, now c'mere and lemme smooch your noggin
February 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Her Royal Toastiness believes my lunch time is too late
February 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You know why I like Bluesky?

I won't get banned for posting this
January 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
January 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
January 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Billionaires waiting for Trump to take off his Depends
January 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mushu after 1 bottle of soju:
January 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Look at this specimen of feline perfection.
January 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My only response
December 19, 2024 at 2:36 AM
God I love Seattle
December 12, 2024 at 8:55 PM