Hyenas are dogs running on cat hardware, foxes are cats running on dog hardware

My fellow Americans, in this time of great economic and gastrointestinal distress

They decide what the tunnels look are! You could just have apriltags for wallpaper!

I'm pretty sure this happens in the Book of Job

Is this a problem with caliburst or a problem with you

*waising

"give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free"

... I just reread Rugolo's last post and the "grantednlast" means it's almost certainly written on a phone, that's not a mistake you make with a physical keyboard... which means he *modified his phone's keyboard settings* to type like this *on purpose*

there's definitely a thing in low-formality chat/social media systems where you don't capitalize consistently if you're writing a sentence or two on a real computer without autocorrect, but doing that in a multi-paragraph post is unhinged

Synchronized spectating

Beefy bois. The bois of beef.

have you heard of jokes

Also I should note that liturgically speaking the Twelve Days of Christmas start today and don't end until Epiphany on the 6th, so a) all playing of Christmas music prior to Christmas Day is sinful and b) it actually shouldn't stop for a couple weeks

So far, my favourite serious answer for doing Frodo's job well is Cheery Littlebottom, and my silly answer was Nobby Nobbs (who's already resisted becoming king due to terror of Vimes).

But in addition I will propose, for the hell of it:

Nanny Ogg (Mordor would become quite the fertile land).

The War on Thanksgiving starts earlier every year

you've never even burned down a house in one of my games

The nuts of Bophades