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If we could get them to reproduce after taming, we'd all have one
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If we could get them to reproduce after taming, we'd all have one
An animal humanity has tried VERY hard to domesticate, because duh
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
An animal humanity has tried VERY hard to domesticate, because duh
I...I think that's Swiss Army Man
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I...I think that's Swiss Army Man
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Every codification effort is this, from the Twelve Tables of Rome to the Napoleonic Code
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Every codification effort is this, from the Twelve Tables of Rome to the Napoleonic Code
Ok, but I got some bad news about the state of the law, too
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ok, but I got some bad news about the state of the law, too
"Hey, uh, I realize I'm just a model of Charlie, but I'm still getting some weird vibes being between JD and Erika"
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Hey, uh, I realize I'm just a model of Charlie, but I'm still getting some weird vibes being between JD and Erika"
And this was like, 8 months ago
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And this was like, 8 months ago
That Tim Meadows is in the OTHER musical biopic parody, Popstar, is no coincidence
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That Tim Meadows is in the OTHER musical biopic parody, Popstar, is no coincidence
Yes, unsurprisingly
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Yes, unsurprisingly
On the other hand, our Constitution was designed with it as the backdrop, and maybe the people that drafted it were right to believe it was the tyranny Americans would be most susceptible to
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
On the other hand, our Constitution was designed with it as the backdrop, and maybe the people that drafted it were right to believe it was the tyranny Americans would be most susceptible to
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I think about this a lot with regard to boys in education: the boys who get in "trouble" understand the hidden curriculum better. The education system punishes boys who won't sit still. Society punishes boys who sit still.
October 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I think about this a lot with regard to boys in education: the boys who get in "trouble" understand the hidden curriculum better. The education system punishes boys who won't sit still. Society punishes boys who sit still.
It'll be funny when we have to replace all the dead Americans with immigrants
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It'll be funny when we have to replace all the dead Americans with immigrants
For various reasons, Oklahoma seems a reluctant participant in the culture wars. And I think it's because they got a basketball team
October 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
For various reasons, Oklahoma seems a reluctant participant in the culture wars. And I think it's because they got a basketball team
Just their right swing isn't as obsessed with establishing an oligarchy
October 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just their right swing isn't as obsessed with establishing an oligarchy
Like, they invented fascism and still have people annoyed by the French revolution, it's really not hard to imagine
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Like, they invented fascism and still have people annoyed by the French revolution, it's really not hard to imagine
Ask for the bridge
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ask for the bridge
I bet he would have loved to be killing folks and breaking things if it weren't for his aching tailbone
September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I bet he would have loved to be killing folks and breaking things if it weren't for his aching tailbone
I'm not convinced he's a sadist himself, so much as figured out how to monetize it. More "emperor hands out games" rather than "wants to torture people at dinner parties"
September 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm not convinced he's a sadist himself, so much as figured out how to monetize it. More "emperor hands out games" rather than "wants to torture people at dinner parties"
Right about when he joined the Post
September 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Right about when he joined the Post
Totally going to allow him to avert a shutdown unilaterally, aren't they?
September 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Totally going to allow him to avert a shutdown unilaterally, aren't they?
I dunno, but it should be haunted
September 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I dunno, but it should be haunted