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December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Can’t imagine anyone objecting to this.
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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MATHEMATICIANS. Seven times pi is a very useful approximation of the number 22. Jonathan, Kensington
June 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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ALIENS. Make your studies of we Earthlings considerably more stealthy by turning the fucking lights off on your flying saucers. Enrico Fermi, Aultbea
June 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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D is for DARTH VADER ALTHOUGH he doesn't like to admit it. 'The Donald' is terrified of Star Wars supervillain DARTH VADER. In 1977, the 31-year-old Trump went with his first wife IVANA to see the epic space adventure at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, and was so frightened by the black-clad, helmeted space baddie that he fouled himself in the back row. The embarrassed real estate magnate was forced to take his trousers off and throw them away, leaving the theatre by the back door with Ivana's coat tied round his waist. "Now every time he hears heavy breathing or the voice of James Earl Jones, or even if he just sees one of them Green Cross Man adverts, he shits his pants, " Mrs Trump no. 1 told Vanity Fair.
June 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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CONSTIPATED? Simply order something from a firm who can't give you an exact delivery time. On delivery day, the urge to shit will build up, and you will pass your first stool just as the doorbell rings. Percy Pinchloaf, Yorkshire
June 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Today is #NationalBiscuitDay - what biscuits are politicians most similar to:

Keir Starmer = Malted milk - not as popular as they used to be

Angela Rayner = hob nob - often in hot water but emerge unscathed

Lee Anderson = party rings - turn up at a lot of different parties
May 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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THEY say a dog is a man's best friend, but if my mate Mark stopped to smell shit on the pavement every 10 feet he would be out of a drinking partner pretty quickly, I can tell you. Ashton Yarlett, Fulham
May 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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CAN I just tell Sky News that you don't have to apologise because someone standing behind your reporter at a protest was holding a placard reading "Fuck Racism". It is after all a pretty good sentiment. Your reporter hasn't got eyes in the back of his head, and you didn't write the sign. If you felt the need to comment, you should have said that anyone who was offended by the sign can go fuck themselves. Terry Towelling, Nottingham
April 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I PERSONALLY think that the Inverness Tourist Board should buy a load of baby crocodiles on the internet and release them in Loch Ness so the tourists will have something to see. JC, Pembroke
April 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Workplaces. Increase overall productivity by installing faster internet in the bogs. Eldon Furse, email
April 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I'D LOVE to be the person who reads out all the legal bollocks at the end of radio adverts, and I'd be dead good at it because I can speak really fast. And I'm even quicker when I've had a skinful. Does anyone know how I would go about getting a job like that? I work in a pork pie factory at the minute and I fucking hate it. Artisan Pesto, Leicester
March 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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ALIENS. Make your studies of we Earthlings considerably more stealthy by turning the fucking lights off on your flying saucers. Enrico Fermi, Aultbea
March 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I'm beginning to think that the cheetah is a very aptly named animal. I watched one on a wildlife programme today chasing a young gazelle and it blatantly tripped it up to catch it. It was bang out of order. If there was ever some kind of animal Olympics, I'm sure it would have been disqualified and sent back to the Serengeti in disgrace. Leyland Palmer, Twin Peak District
March 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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A letter: I would just like to say what a load of bollocks these hygiene laws are. I have been a baker for nearly 12 years now, and not once have I washed my hands after having a shit. So far, no-one has complained. F.U. Bowen, Essex
March 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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A big picture of the Earth from space, accompanying a letter: They say that if a snooker ball was blown up to be the same size as the Earth, the Earth would be smoother. These so-called scientists have clearly never seen the state of the roads round the Cambridgeshire/Norfolk border. Thanston Crabb, Wisbech
February 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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WHAT a swizz this Glastonbury Festival' is. I went there last week to discover it's no more than an empty field. Mark Barrowcliffe, e-mail
February 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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Trophy hunters put the CON in CONservation! 😡

“Well done. You managed to shoot a stationery, 14 foot peaceful creature with a high velocity rifle. Very sporting!” ~ @mrrickygervais.bsky.social

#BanTrophyHunting NOW!!
Two hunters stand triumphantly beside a fallen giraffe on arid ground, one holding a rifle above their head. The sky is clear, and sparse trees surround them.
December 14, 2024 at 10:06 AM