dustylonhgorn.bsky.social
@dustylonhgorn.bsky.social
An unwavering band of light and a human paraquat
YouTube senses you’re getting close to 34 and they just start suggesting this
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Why do they make attachments like this at the gym? Does shredding your fucking palms help you get a PR
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is how the entirety of the humor behind Friends feels to me
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Clawing my way back to where I was pre car accident
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Going to the bar and ordering the Gandolfini
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I just started Alien: Earth and it isn’t that good but I’m here for whatever Tim’s doing with this
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Cuomo getting ready for his concession speech
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Did Halloweekend annoying movie guy style
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me as hell
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If anyone sees someone riding this bike around town can you do me a favor and just run into them. I care more about revenge than getting it back if I’m being honest
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Bring him back as the coroner
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The last thing I looked up was “Richard Kind”
October 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
These are the comments he made that are supposed to make me dislike him?
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When will NYT be brave enough to Wordle Shart
October 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is this the look for Halloween
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 AM
October 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Nancy you’re like 17 what a weird age to pick
September 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just watched One Battle After Another and publicly teared up at this bar thinking of what role PSH would’ve absolutely devoured
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Top candidates for new car what do you think
September 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s not that any of this isn’t true, I’m just not sure our empathy towards other people needs to be based primarily on their utility to us.
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
JD Vance looking at Trump’s swollen ankles
August 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Who the fuck do you think you are
August 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A normal sentence has never left this man’s brain
August 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM