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I keep getting ads on Instagram for a guy running for governor in Maine and they all start with “I don’t know much about the digital stuff”. That’s all well and good I don’t need our governor to be an influencer but you might want to craft a better identity than “old yokel doesn’t know internet”
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I keep getting ads on Instagram for a guy running for governor in Maine and they all start with “I don’t know much about the digital stuff”. That’s all well and good I don’t need our governor to be an influencer but you might want to craft a better identity than “old yokel doesn’t know internet”
The “quiet” part of “quiet piggy” was the problem. Miss Piggy is an American icon and we could all be so lucky to be compared
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The “quiet” part of “quiet piggy” was the problem. Miss Piggy is an American icon and we could all be so lucky to be compared
YouTube senses you’re getting close to 34 and they just start suggesting this
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
YouTube senses you’re getting close to 34 and they just start suggesting this
Why do they make attachments like this at the gym? Does shredding your fucking palms help you get a PR
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Why do they make attachments like this at the gym? Does shredding your fucking palms help you get a PR
This is how the entirety of the humor behind Friends feels to me
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is how the entirety of the humor behind Friends feels to me
The problem with the Epstein emails is you’re taking the word of a bunch of pedophiles. I believe our president is a child molester but there’s no way that he gave Clinton neck. There’s no way that guy have ever given for either gender
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The problem with the Epstein emails is you’re taking the word of a bunch of pedophiles. I believe our president is a child molester but there’s no way that he gave Clinton neck. There’s no way that guy have ever given for either gender
Orwell should’ve written a sequel to 1984 called 1996 or something. 2005 who gives a shit
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Orwell should’ve written a sequel to 1984 called 1996 or something. 2005 who gives a shit
Clawing my way back to where I was pre car accident
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Clawing my way back to where I was pre car accident
The “I could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters” thing is kind of funny now because I think being associated with one of the top three most notorious pedophiles in history is far worse than that
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The “I could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters” thing is kind of funny now because I think being associated with one of the top three most notorious pedophiles in history is far worse than that
You can really boil the MAHA movement down to the administration striving to make Ozempic more affordable and doing next to nothing about insulin
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You can really boil the MAHA movement down to the administration striving to make Ozempic more affordable and doing next to nothing about insulin
Scribbling a bad drawing of the Antichrist on a giant rock wall to see Peter Thiel pancake himself on it
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Scribbling a bad drawing of the Antichrist on a giant rock wall to see Peter Thiel pancake himself on it
There are many reasons to hate Pod Save America but we don’t talk enough about how fucking stupid that name is
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
There are many reasons to hate Pod Save America but we don’t talk enough about how fucking stupid that name is
Going to the bar and ordering the Gandolfini
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Going to the bar and ordering the Gandolfini
Chuck Schumer salutes a photo of Neville Chamberlain in his office every morning before he starts folding like a fucking lawn chair all day
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Chuck Schumer salutes a photo of Neville Chamberlain in his office every morning before he starts folding like a fucking lawn chair all day
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
Podcasts pivoting to video are so funny to me because it’s usually just a couple dudes talking to each other. Why did I need to see this
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Podcasts pivoting to video are so funny to me because it’s usually just a couple dudes talking to each other. Why did I need to see this
I just started Alien: Earth and it isn’t that good but I’m here for whatever Tim’s doing with this
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just started Alien: Earth and it isn’t that good but I’m here for whatever Tim’s doing with this
Fridays are for the cinema you fucking ingrates
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fridays are for the cinema you fucking ingrates
A benefit that Democrats have is that after a successful election “blue wave” makes sense. Red wave? Like The Shining? What the fuck
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A benefit that Democrats have is that after a successful election “blue wave” makes sense. Red wave? Like The Shining? What the fuck
It’s very funny that Tesla agrees to pay that guy all that money to remain CEO because he threatened to leave. Imagine if I took a shit on my office floor and then demanded a higher salary than anyone in my position has ever had
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s very funny that Tesla agrees to pay that guy all that money to remain CEO because he threatened to leave. Imagine if I took a shit on my office floor and then demanded a higher salary than anyone in my position has ever had
I’d rather be at a Great White show
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
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November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’d rather be at a Great White show
I mean surely fuck Sliwa in general but it’s very silly to blame him when Zohran won by over 50% in an election which on paper the votes should have been split AGAINST him (Cuomo being a former democratic candidate). Cuomo simply sucks, those votes wouldn’t have helped him.
I feel like George Santos’ crash out isn’t getting enough attention
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I mean surely fuck Sliwa in general but it’s very silly to blame him when Zohran won by over 50% in an election which on paper the votes should have been split AGAINST him (Cuomo being a former democratic candidate). Cuomo simply sucks, those votes wouldn’t have helped him.
Dick Cheney dead… Zohran win… Jared Golden AND Pelosi not seeking reelection… can the astrology people let me know if this is like a certain moon or sun that may be responsible for all these W’s
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Dick Cheney dead… Zohran win… Jared Golden AND Pelosi not seeking reelection… can the astrology people let me know if this is like a certain moon or sun that may be responsible for all these W’s
I’ve been watching Task and it’s good but what’s up with these accents. Are people from Philadelphia real
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’ve been watching Task and it’s good but what’s up with these accents. Are people from Philadelphia real