Chris
@dustyknackers.bsky.social
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Nooooooo! Why didn't I listen to the government and stop using a VPN?! I was saving nudity for my wedding night!
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nooooooo! Why didn't I listen to the government and stop using a VPN?! I was saving nudity for my wedding night!
Trying to enjoy Jurassic World Evolution 2 despite the bugs, gameplay flaws, the presence of Chris Pratt, and the stupidly bad script.
August 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trying to enjoy Jurassic World Evolution 2 despite the bugs, gameplay flaws, the presence of Chris Pratt, and the stupidly bad script.
well thats taken a while.
August 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
well thats taken a while.
times are tough in the smut world right now, but Dead Rising has us covered
July 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
times are tough in the smut world right now, but Dead Rising has us covered
I will happily stop playing a game if I see it has a bullshit trophy
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I will happily stop playing a game if I see it has a bullshit trophy
nicole is my beautiful wife, i do not cheat so don't even try bother messaging me girls
July 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
nicole is my beautiful wife, i do not cheat so don't even try bother messaging me girls
This is my regular sleeping pattern, I'm always awake at this time, and so on.
July 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is my regular sleeping pattern, I'm always awake at this time, and so on.
Thats Red Dead Redemption 2's platinum done. Over to Rockstar to announce the PS5 version on Monday morning...
June 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Thats Red Dead Redemption 2's platinum done. Over to Rockstar to announce the PS5 version on Monday morning...
Lets get some advice about tension headaches. Hmm so take painkillers, but don't take painkillers? Got it.
June 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Lets get some advice about tension headaches. Hmm so take painkillers, but don't take painkillers? Got it.
did they even have any JoyJoy?
June 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
did they even have any JoyJoy?
I was tricked in to thinking this was the official Fall Guys account accidentally posting horny, but its fan made. I'm unfollowing (as soon as I get the pills from that advert)
June 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I was tricked in to thinking this was the official Fall Guys account accidentally posting horny, but its fan made. I'm unfollowing (as soon as I get the pills from that advert)
sign me up as the AI in a pool or snooker game
May 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
sign me up as the AI in a pool or snooker game
The AI in pool and snooker games, man
May 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The AI in pool and snooker games, man
FWIW I didn't know the word was offensive to this extent. I thought it was the equivalent of white trash or chav. Not that it matters, I was using it as slang for testicles.
Just wanted to put that out there.
Just wanted to put that out there.
May 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
FWIW I didn't know the word was offensive to this extent. I thought it was the equivalent of white trash or chav. Not that it matters, I was using it as slang for testicles.
Just wanted to put that out there.
Just wanted to put that out there.
May 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Someone's got it in for me. It's cute.
May 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Someone's got it in for me. It's cute.
What was he playing? Something good?
May 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What was he playing? Something good?
DustyKnackers is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking him to strange new places
May 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
DustyKnackers is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking him to strange new places
where would daytime TV and radio shows be without new 'no shit, Sherlock' surveys?
May 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
where would daytime TV and radio shows be without new 'no shit, Sherlock' surveys?
Well I threatened you with this, now its time to deliver. Feel free to tell me much better horse-writer puns.
April 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Well I threatened you with this, now its time to deliver. Feel free to tell me much better horse-writer puns.
please post your top five in the comments
April 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
please post your top five in the comments