Chris
@dustyknackers.bsky.social
Suitable for use around cats and dogs.
Nooooooo! Why didn't I listen to the government and stop using a VPN?! I was saving nudity for my wedding night!
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nooooooo! Why didn't I listen to the government and stop using a VPN?! I was saving nudity for my wedding night!
can't just have 5 minutes can we? its always something.
September 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
can't just have 5 minutes can we? its always something.
I've not been using certains parts of the internet for the last week because I've been swamped with work (ten hour long Jurassic World Evolution 2 challenges), but I think I'm going to have a binge tonight.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I've not been using certains parts of the internet for the last week because I've been swamped with work (ten hour long Jurassic World Evolution 2 challenges), but I think I'm going to have a binge tonight.
ah you hate to see it, you hate to see things like that, lets just watch it another 15 times, aww man, you hate to see it.
September 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ah you hate to see it, you hate to see things like that, lets just watch it another 15 times, aww man, you hate to see it.
Trying to enjoy Jurassic World Evolution 2 despite the bugs, gameplay flaws, the presence of Chris Pratt, and the stupidly bad script.
August 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trying to enjoy Jurassic World Evolution 2 despite the bugs, gameplay flaws, the presence of Chris Pratt, and the stupidly bad script.
I'm not using a VPN, I have simply cut my body in to multiple pieces and have sent the parts to Japan, Romania and Netherlands.
UK government asks everybody to stop using VPNs.
"everybody who's out there thinking of using VPNs...verifying your age keeps a child safe...So let's just not try and find a way around. Just prove your age."
- UK government
"everybody who's out there thinking of using VPNs...verifying your age keeps a child safe...So let's just not try and find a way around. Just prove your age."
- UK government
August 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm not using a VPN, I have simply cut my body in to multiple pieces and have sent the parts to Japan, Romania and Netherlands.
well thats taken a while.
August 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
well thats taken a while.
VPN keeps connecting me to the Netherlands so I'm adopting a Steve McClaren accent
July 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
VPN keeps connecting me to the Netherlands so I'm adopting a Steve McClaren accent
the wild eyed look the people in the Happy Tiger bingo adverts get is truly frightening. Strip away the upbeat music, and flashy graphics, and I'd guess the talking heads of people with low level gambling addictions would be deeply grim.
July 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
the wild eyed look the people in the Happy Tiger bingo adverts get is truly frightening. Strip away the upbeat music, and flashy graphics, and I'd guess the talking heads of people with low level gambling addictions would be deeply grim.
Hope I live to be 70 or 80 so I can do some really fucked up looking thumbs ups, thats the good life.
July 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hope I live to be 70 or 80 so I can do some really fucked up looking thumbs ups, thats the good life.
times are tough in the smut world right now, but Dead Rising has us covered
July 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
times are tough in the smut world right now, but Dead Rising has us covered
Hulk Hogan, breathing his last breath, adjusting his bandana one last time to make sure it doesn't show his bald patch.
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hulk Hogan, breathing his last breath, adjusting his bandana one last time to make sure it doesn't show his bald patch.
I will happily stop playing a game if I see it has a bullshit trophy
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I will happily stop playing a game if I see it has a bullshit trophy
If you put on BBC Two right now, you'll see Queen performing at Live Aid. Super rare that this stuff is ever shown on television, don't miss out!
July 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you put on BBC Two right now, you'll see Queen performing at Live Aid. Super rare that this stuff is ever shown on television, don't miss out!
nicole is my beautiful wife, i do not cheat so don't even try bother messaging me girls
July 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
nicole is my beautiful wife, i do not cheat so don't even try bother messaging me girls
the twins video should have been the warning sign that he's as dumb as shit
Oh man, not Xavier Woods/Austin Creed proving that you can literally have a PHD and still be dumb as shit. Imagine pushing a 9/11 trigger, HIV/AIDS denialist’s shitty book that things cancer is a nutritional deficiency.
Conspiracies come for all wrestlers eventually #wrestlesky
Conspiracies come for all wrestlers eventually #wrestlesky
July 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the twins video should have been the warning sign that he's as dumb as shit
keep doors and windows closed on hot days? buddy, I'm about to create some new doors and windows. There will be no inside.
June 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
keep doors and windows closed on hot days? buddy, I'm about to create some new doors and windows. There will be no inside.
Thats Red Dead Redemption 2's platinum done. Over to Rockstar to announce the PS5 version on Monday morning...
June 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Thats Red Dead Redemption 2's platinum done. Over to Rockstar to announce the PS5 version on Monday morning...
logging on to call the vice president of some shit country "cunty chops"
June 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
logging on to call the vice president of some shit country "cunty chops"
Lets get some advice about tension headaches. Hmm so take painkillers, but don't take painkillers? Got it.
June 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Lets get some advice about tension headaches. Hmm so take painkillers, but don't take painkillers? Got it.
my reward for finding the cause of my migraines is a four day long tension headache(?)
June 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
my reward for finding the cause of my migraines is a four day long tension headache(?)
Got a couple of PS5 controllers fitted with new sticks by someone on eBay. They didn't put them in straight, and now they're trying to blame anyone but themselves. Love that this is how things work - zero accountability anywhere.
June 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Got a couple of PS5 controllers fitted with new sticks by someone on eBay. They didn't put them in straight, and now they're trying to blame anyone but themselves. Love that this is how things work - zero accountability anywhere.
[plugs Switch 2 in to TV I bought in 2012]
oh so my TV is *old* old
oh so my TV is *old* old
June 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
[plugs Switch 2 in to TV I bought in 2012]
oh so my TV is *old* old
oh so my TV is *old* old
what a day. New Nintendo console, new Mario Kart, facists fighting. The only thing that could top this is if the Wordle answer was 'penis'.
June 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
what a day. New Nintendo console, new Mario Kart, facists fighting. The only thing that could top this is if the Wordle answer was 'penis'.
confidently eating Pringles believing they're not the trigger of my migraines
June 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
confidently eating Pringles believing they're not the trigger of my migraines