Sean Dustman
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Sean Dustman
@dustmans.bsky.social
Retired Navy Corpsman, SciFi/fantasy book nerd, dad. I do burrito walks every day.
As we're watching Nancy in Stranger Things handling a shotgun Juniper says in a fake southern accent, "How did she learn how to do that? She must be 'marican!"
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Idea, let's lock all of our representatives in their big white building with the doors barred until they push a budget that will fit through the mail slot, like they do for the pope #GovernmentShutdown
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
On my birthday as I approach my second non paycheck for working a full time government job. This applies. #GovernmentShutdown
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Into my second month of working for no pay, there used to be a term for this act.
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Reposted by Sean Dustman
Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.

Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.

These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.

This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.

Every American should reject it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Is anyone tired of this game of chicken that seems to go on every year? What happens to a business that doesn't pay it's workers? Our spending seems to be the same or increasing while at the same time, all of the programs that do good are being cut.
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The politics of the last few years feels like the novel Kaleidoscope Century by John Barnes which should be a cautionary tale of what could be.
September 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The statement "above a certain level, technology is indistinguishable from magic" is actually Arthur C. Clarke's famous Third Law #AlienEarth
September 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Bride and Juniper were watching T2 and mom paused the show, "That used to be my governor and we used to call him the Governator", "no way, you're lying!", "Really, really, go ask dad." And I pulled it up on Google and there is Governor @Schwarzenegger "NO WAY!!!", "way"
July 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
When are they going to go after the homeless because they don't have their papers and kick them to the next country?
July 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries."

[Letter objecting to the use of government land for churches, 1803]
James Madison
July 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's the 4th of July!
July 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!", Emma Lazarus, The New Colossus, The Statue of Liberty
July 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
How easy it it these days for the Tactical Cool folks to slap 3 letters on their chest and abduct you off the street without showing any sort of ID and do what they want, not required to show faces or ID by government agents is terrifying.
June 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm wondering when they're going to start grabbing people who can't prove they are citizens and deporting them? Hitting the homeless encampments where people don't have any sort of ID.
June 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Memorial Day used to be just a day of remembering friends who died protecting our nation but that number was overtaken by fellow service members with unseen injuries who took their own lives, way too many were here on my friends list. If you're thinking about doing that, please talk to someone.
May 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
With the Conclave going on, it reminds me of Michelle Trachtenberg in Eurotrip so I added Scotty Doesn't Know to today's Playlist at work.
May 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I wonder when homeless people are going to start disappearing because they can't prove they are citizens?
April 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
You once had an entire demographic buying your product and singing your praise then stabbed them right in their values and beliefs for a false prophet.
April 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Evolution gene editors used old black market 23 and me data from the 20s matched the DNA with the social media and public records data on those people. Let the AI match the best characteristics individually across multiple generations and gene lines.
April 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Guess that's one way to fight inflation.
April 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Sean Dustman
The founder of Signal releases a response to SignalGate:

“There are so many great reasons to be on Signal.

Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.”
March 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I was having a nightmare that I was at Walmart paying for the items in my cart and they kept multiplying and adding items that I didn't pick out and my dream self realized that a ghost was adding items. I woke up and thought, oh yeah, my kids do that.
March 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Reposted by Sean Dustman
Superhero Milestones:

Origin.
First supersuit.
First villain.
First loss.
First doppelganger.
First memory loss.
First time quitting the gig.
First heel turn/mind control.
First apocalypse.
First death.
First team up.
First reanimation.
First spouse/SO death.
First retcon.
First "old" version.
March 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Today I discovered that paprika instead of cinnamon on hot rice pudding is actually pretty good.
March 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM