Dustin
@dustinelviento.bsky.social
In a love-hate relationship with the Houston Cougars, the Big 12, college sports in general, and the human race.
Come on @thefieldof68.bsky.social do better. There are at least 3-4 angles available of the final play and it was a clear non-foul from every one of them. It's your job as journalists to report objective facts, not platform Steven Pearl's petty nonsense.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Come on @thefieldof68.bsky.social do better. There are at least 3-4 angles available of the final play and it was a clear non-foul from every one of them. It's your job as journalists to report objective facts, not platform Steven Pearl's petty nonsense.
✅️ Out kicked my coverage
✅️ Put a ring on it
✅️ Took an insanely beautiful wedding photo
✅️ Put a ring on it
✅️ Took an insanely beautiful wedding photo
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
✅️ Out kicked my coverage
✅️ Put a ring on it
✅️ Took an insanely beautiful wedding photo
✅️ Put a ring on it
✅️ Took an insanely beautiful wedding photo
So uhhh does this mean we're retiring Jamal's number or...?
October 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So uhhh does this mean we're retiring Jamal's number or...?
Screenshot since I figured they'd delete it eventually
October 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Screenshot since I figured they'd delete it eventually
I have seen plenty of bad sports writing in my life but holy mother of god this is easily the worst sentence I've ever read.
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have seen plenty of bad sports writing in my life but holy mother of god this is easily the worst sentence I've ever read.
I drove back to work, got a coworker and the baby ducks, took them back to the pond, and gently put the box on its side. I had to coax them out of the box but then they took off for the pond. And then...
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I drove back to work, got a coworker and the baby ducks, took them back to the pond, and gently put the box on its side. I had to coax them out of the box but then they took off for the pond. And then...
I had genuinely gotten back into my car, defeated, when I remembered that oh right chat gpt is often full of shit. So I google "black and tan duck with orange beak" and get black-bellied whistling duck as the top hit. I image search the baby version of that and get this pic
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I had genuinely gotten back into my car, defeated, when I remembered that oh right chat gpt is often full of shit. So I google "black and tan duck with orange beak" and get black-bellied whistling duck as the top hit. I image search the baby version of that and get this pic
No joke, my skepticism of chat gpt saved these 7 adorable ducklings. Thread (that will end in a heartwarming video of a duck family reunion)
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
No joke, my skepticism of chat gpt saved these 7 adorable ducklings. Thread (that will end in a heartwarming video of a duck family reunion)
Cougar soccer exhibition tonight. Real matches next week. Don't look now but the 2025-26 athletics year is upon us.
August 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Cougar soccer exhibition tonight. Real matches next week. Don't look now but the 2025-26 athletics year is upon us.
Between the torrential downpour on the way in and how the first couple innings are playing out, I sure picked a helluva first Astros game of the year
July 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Between the torrential downpour on the way in and how the first couple innings are playing out, I sure picked a helluva first Astros game of the year
Dude is an absolute glutton for punishment
July 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Dude is an absolute glutton for punishment
How freaking good are these cookies that my fiancée's aunt had made for our couples shower
July 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
How freaking good are these cookies that my fiancée's aunt had made for our couples shower
It's ridiculous that human shit stain @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social suggesting that my neighbors deserve to die isn't considered rude, but me calling him a name is
July 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's ridiculous that human shit stain @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social suggesting that my neighbors deserve to die isn't considered rude, but me calling him a name is
He's persistent, I'll give him that
July 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
He's persistent, I'll give him that
If he's gonna keep texting I'm going to keep trying different tactics
July 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If he's gonna keep texting I'm going to keep trying different tactics
Gotta let him know what's what
July 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Gotta let him know what's what
If we're doing Astros catchers
June 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If we're doing Astros catchers
You may not like it, but this is what two high-agency males looks like
June 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You may not like it, but this is what two high-agency males looks like
Did someone say non-purebred, freaky dude, goofy guy? Bah gawd that's Mowgli's music
June 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Did someone say non-purebred, freaky dude, goofy guy? Bah gawd that's Mowgli's music
It's a beautiful day to throw some shoes. Yours Truly (+150) has a big first round matchup against Cousin Josh coming up soon in the 40th Annual Horseshoe Tournament hosted by my extended in-laws.
May 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's a beautiful day to throw some shoes. Yours Truly (+150) has a big first round matchup against Cousin Josh coming up soon in the 40th Annual Horseshoe Tournament hosted by my extended in-laws.
TIME TO EDIT THAT BIO, BITCH
May 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
TIME TO EDIT THAT BIO, BITCH