Dustin Atkinson
@dustinatkinson.bsky.social
Fictionist, language arts merc/adjunct professor
The groundhog has to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The groundhog has to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
If you were surprised by the big reveal last night in ep 3, kinda your own fault. KOTSK
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
If you were surprised by the big reveal last night in ep 3, kinda your own fault. KOTSK
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MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
It’s just a stupid analogy. You can only imagine Forrest Gump arguing very politely, if at all. Why would you choose him to criticize someone for interrupting? Who are you, Forrest Gump?
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
It’s just a stupid analogy. You can only imagine Forrest Gump arguing very politely, if at all. Why would you choose him to criticize someone for interrupting? Who are you, Forrest Gump?
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Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room
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Remember the Bundy insanity during the Obama years? Armed guys occupied a federal office and one of their buddies took position with a sniper rifle aimed at federal agents?
Exactly how many of those guys were shot and killed?
Exactly how many of those guys were shot and killed?
January 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Remember the Bundy insanity during the Obama years? Armed guys occupied a federal office and one of their buddies took position with a sniper rifle aimed at federal agents?
Exactly how many of those guys were shot and killed?
Exactly how many of those guys were shot and killed?
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AOC: "An ICE officer had violently pushed a woman to the ground and he had come over to help get her up and that is what precipitated this incident that very quickly led to an execution in the streets. What we are seeing here is a momentous pivotal moment for the United States."
January 24, 2026 at 10:25 PM
AOC: "An ICE officer had violently pushed a woman to the ground and he had come over to help get her up and that is what precipitated this incident that very quickly led to an execution in the streets. What we are seeing here is a momentous pivotal moment for the United States."
Old news: THE FUGITIVE is flawless, the best of its genre, and Tommy Lee Jones is incredible in every single scene.
January 14, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Old news: THE FUGITIVE is flawless, the best of its genre, and Tommy Lee Jones is incredible in every single scene.
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Cartoon by Michael de Adder
January 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Cartoon by Michael de Adder
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
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“God damn them all.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
“God damn them all.”
The US says it will restore democracy to Venezuela.
Who will restore democracy to the US?
Who will restore democracy to the US?
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The US says it will restore democracy to Venezuela.
Who will restore democracy to the US?
Who will restore democracy to the US?
Truly thrilled that we as a society have decided it’s ok to listen to loud videos on your phone in public spaces. Fantastic. What a time to be alive.
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Truly thrilled that we as a society have decided it’s ok to listen to loud videos on your phone in public spaces. Fantastic. What a time to be alive.
When I’m looking for my gate at the airport to fly home for Christmas I don’t check my boarding pass , I just find the highest concentration of camo jackets
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When I’m looking for my gate at the airport to fly home for Christmas I don’t check my boarding pass , I just find the highest concentration of camo jackets
About to watch the final episode of Andor
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
About to watch the final episode of Andor
Frosty the Snowman is a fucking horror story
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Frosty the Snowman is a fucking horror story
Happy ALL VALLEY TOURNAMENT day to those who celebrate
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Happy ALL VALLEY TOURNAMENT day to those who celebrate
An open apology to the guy sitting on the bench next to me at the gym when I ripped an audible fart in the middle of my set. It surprised me too. You did an awesome job of pretending it didn’t happen.
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
An open apology to the guy sitting on the bench next to me at the gym when I ripped an audible fart in the middle of my set. It surprised me too. You did an awesome job of pretending it didn’t happen.
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Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money
Like a dude who’s holding hostages in the building and just clowning until the swat team busts in
President Donald Trump has added partisan and subjective plaques to a refashioned West Wing walkway he calls the Presidential Walk of Fame. The plaques include bombastic language, from “Sleepy Joe” Biden references to painting Republican icon Ronald Reagan as a fan of a young Trump.
Trump writes partisan plaques for predecessors in his newly installed Presidential Walk of Fame
President Donald Trump has added partisan and subjective plaques to a refashioned West Wing walkway he calls the Presidential Walk of Fame.
bit.ly
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Like a dude who’s holding hostages in the building and just clowning until the swat team busts in
Home Alone 2. Daniel Stern. This man knew the fucking assignment.
a man with a beard and a fur coat is standing in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard and a fur coat is standing in a room .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Home Alone 2. Daniel Stern. This man knew the fucking assignment.
Went to a Princess Bride screening years ago where Rob Reiner was giving live commentary. We were lucky enough to sit right behind him. He was funny, charming, considerate. He made everybody happy.
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Went to a Princess Bride screening years ago where Rob Reiner was giving live commentary. We were lucky enough to sit right behind him. He was funny, charming, considerate. He made everybody happy.
Sick fucking piece of shit. If you wrote a villain with this kind of response to this kind of tragedy, readers wouldn’t buy it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sick fucking piece of shit. If you wrote a villain with this kind of response to this kind of tragedy, readers wouldn’t buy it.
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Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️