The Durhammiest
@durhamham.bsky.social
Full time customer service supervisor and part time community theatre actress.
This is the first Black Friday I haven’t had to work in about 17 years…I dunno what to do with myself today.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is the first Black Friday I haven’t had to work in about 17 years…I dunno what to do with myself today.
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Sorry, I had to.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sorry, I had to.
So. Fucking. Thankful. @masterblaster.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So. Fucking. Thankful. @masterblaster.bsky.social
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Bill the Pony. He's the lord of all horses.
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Bill the Pony. He's the lord of all horses.
Can’t sleep, @masterblaster.bsky.social is driving across the country to move in with me as we speak.
October 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Can’t sleep, @masterblaster.bsky.social is driving across the country to move in with me as we speak.
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1657
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1657
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s ok to put the phone down.
@masterblaster.bsky.social sent boxes of clothes ahead of his move home and I just threw one on and IT SMELLS LIKE HIM. I am currently in the throes of teenage-level yearning to get my arms around him again. 234 days down, 56 to go.
August 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@masterblaster.bsky.social sent boxes of clothes ahead of his move home and I just threw one on and IT SMELLS LIKE HIM. I am currently in the throes of teenage-level yearning to get my arms around him again. 234 days down, 56 to go.
The way that my whole body just reacts in irritation when my ex texts me. Double that for him asking if I want to hang out and also telling me it’s cool if my bf comes.
My brother in Christ, my bf will punch you out if he’s in the same room as you.
My brother in Christ, my bf will punch you out if he’s in the same room as you.
August 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The way that my whole body just reacts in irritation when my ex texts me. Double that for him asking if I want to hang out and also telling me it’s cool if my bf comes.
My brother in Christ, my bf will punch you out if he’s in the same room as you.
My brother in Christ, my bf will punch you out if he’s in the same room as you.
It’s been two months since I started my new job and when I tell you that not being screamed at by psychopathic Elvises on the daily has done wonders for my mental health, I mean it.
July 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It’s been two months since I started my new job and when I tell you that not being screamed at by psychopathic Elvises on the daily has done wonders for my mental health, I mean it.
My ex (a raging alcoholic) used to toss glasses he was using to make drinks in while we were talking in the kitchen, sort of spinning them in his hand like he was a fancy bartender or something. The first time he broke a glass I asked him to stop doing that.
July 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My ex (a raging alcoholic) used to toss glasses he was using to make drinks in while we were talking in the kitchen, sort of spinning them in his hand like he was a fancy bartender or something. The first time he broke a glass I asked him to stop doing that.
Yeah we is @masterblaster.bsky.social
June 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yeah we is @masterblaster.bsky.social
Me, at my new job where we didn’t start til 9:30 and we left at 3:30 cuz we were done with work for the day. Yes please.
a little girl with curly hair is smiling and saying i think i 'm gonna like it here .
ALT: a little girl with curly hair is smiling and saying i think i 'm gonna like it here .
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June 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me, at my new job where we didn’t start til 9:30 and we left at 3:30 cuz we were done with work for the day. Yes please.
Holy shit casting a community theatre show is hard
May 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Holy shit casting a community theatre show is hard
Did they have to make Red Hulk so sexy? Like what’s with the chest hair? Anyways Brave New World was not bad at all.
May 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Did they have to make Red Hulk so sexy? Like what’s with the chest hair? Anyways Brave New World was not bad at all.
Pure joy, courtesy of @masterblaster.bsky.social
May 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pure joy, courtesy of @masterblaster.bsky.social
You know it’s gonna be a good episode of TV when Jeffrey Wright shows up #thelastofus
May 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You know it’s gonna be a good episode of TV when Jeffrey Wright shows up #thelastofus
I used to think the midlife crisis thing was a joke but here I am, at 40, in a consistent state of crisis.
May 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I used to think the midlife crisis thing was a joke but here I am, at 40, in a consistent state of crisis.
Call me crazy but I feel like, as useful as a horse is for lots of things, the noise factor is too high for me to want to snag one in the apocalypse. #thelastofus
May 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Call me crazy but I feel like, as useful as a horse is for lots of things, the noise factor is too high for me to want to snag one in the apocalypse. #thelastofus
I love this man and I love this picture I snuck of him.
April 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I love this man and I love this picture I snuck of him.
Started watching Dying for Sex and I’ve cried too many times to count. It’s such a beautiful exploration of living, femininity, sexuality, and friendship. This tweet isn’t even doing it justice...just fucking watch it.
April 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Started watching Dying for Sex and I’ve cried too many times to count. It’s such a beautiful exploration of living, femininity, sexuality, and friendship. This tweet isn’t even doing it justice...just fucking watch it.
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"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.
April 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.
#NowWatching For the Boys. This movie doesn’t get nearly enough love.
March 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#NowWatching For the Boys. This movie doesn’t get nearly enough love.