@dupreesims.bsky.social
Sharing thoughts I think are good or funny enough to post on the internet.
If there's one thing about me it's that I love to be tucked the fuck in.
September 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If there's one thing about me it's that I love to be tucked the fuck in.
You ever take a piss so good it makes you shudder?
August 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
You ever take a piss so good it makes you shudder?
Don't talk to me about a parasite cleanse until you've watched Bad Milo..
August 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Don't talk to me about a parasite cleanse until you've watched Bad Milo..
Methylene Blue is the Labubu of the health world
July 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Methylene Blue is the Labubu of the health world
Another day, another case of Fresca
May 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Another day, another case of Fresca
Sometimes I'm like, I'm going to eat healthy, and other times I'm like... what's that all about?
May 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sometimes I'm like, I'm going to eat healthy, and other times I'm like... what's that all about?
Heinz should bring back green and purple ketchup
March 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Heinz should bring back green and purple ketchup
Shout out to all the cuties in their mid 20s who have one thick ass toenail for some reason ✌️
March 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Shout out to all the cuties in their mid 20s who have one thick ass toenail for some reason ✌️
Reposted
A haiku
Eat crunchy pickles
Alone by the kitchen sink
What a peaceful life
🥒
Eat crunchy pickles
Alone by the kitchen sink
What a peaceful life
🥒
February 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A haiku
Eat crunchy pickles
Alone by the kitchen sink
What a peaceful life
🥒
Eat crunchy pickles
Alone by the kitchen sink
What a peaceful life
🥒
Woopsie forgot I was unconditional love for a minute (literal years) there
February 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Woopsie forgot I was unconditional love for a minute (literal years) there
Why is salt so OP?
February 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Why is salt so OP?
If I could eternal sunshine of the spotless mind myself I would
February 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If I could eternal sunshine of the spotless mind myself I would
February 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A haiku
With a broken heart
Who are you supposed to send
Funny dank memes to
🥀
With a broken heart
Who are you supposed to send
Funny dank memes to
🥀
February 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A haiku
With a broken heart
Who are you supposed to send
Funny dank memes to
🥀
With a broken heart
Who are you supposed to send
Funny dank memes to
🥀
A haiku
The hardest part of
Living alone is finding
Your keys by yourself
🌸
The hardest part of
Living alone is finding
Your keys by yourself
🌸
February 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A haiku
The hardest part of
Living alone is finding
Your keys by yourself
🌸
The hardest part of
Living alone is finding
Your keys by yourself
🌸
Tequila
But still doing laundry too
But still doing laundry too
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Tequila
But still doing laundry too
But still doing laundry too
You know what's really sexy
Road rage
(jk)
Road rage
(jk)
February 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
You know what's really sexy
Road rage
(jk)
Road rage
(jk)
-The whole first half of February-
*SKREEEEEEEEE KRRRRUUU PYSHHHHHHHHAHHH - CAR CRASH SOUNDS*
...*Womp womp*
*SKREEEEEEEEE KRRRRUUU PYSHHHHHHHHAHHH - CAR CRASH SOUNDS*
...*Womp womp*
February 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
-The whole first half of February-
*SKREEEEEEEEE KRRRRUUU PYSHHHHHHHHAHHH - CAR CRASH SOUNDS*
...*Womp womp*
*SKREEEEEEEEE KRRRRUUU PYSHHHHHHHHAHHH - CAR CRASH SOUNDS*
...*Womp womp*
Actually no
You can't get me down
Because I have
A Xanax prescription
And a meditation app on my phone
You can't get me down
Because I have
A Xanax prescription
And a meditation app on my phone
February 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Actually no
You can't get me down
Because I have
A Xanax prescription
And a meditation app on my phone
You can't get me down
Because I have
A Xanax prescription
And a meditation app on my phone
Superbowl season but I'm the one getting fumbled
February 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Superbowl season but I'm the one getting fumbled
When you're drinking more than you're eating but you've still lost 10lbs
February 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When you're drinking more than you're eating but you've still lost 10lbs
Not me listening to Radiohead and painting my feelings
Someone send help
Someone send help
February 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Not me listening to Radiohead and painting my feelings
Someone send help
Someone send help
I HATE when seedless fruit has seeds
Thanks for giving me the option to grow a mandarin tree
But the promise on the bag when I bought it said these bad boys would be GMO'd no seeds easy snackin goodness
Thanks for giving me the option to grow a mandarin tree
But the promise on the bag when I bought it said these bad boys would be GMO'd no seeds easy snackin goodness
January 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I HATE when seedless fruit has seeds
Thanks for giving me the option to grow a mandarin tree
But the promise on the bag when I bought it said these bad boys would be GMO'd no seeds easy snackin goodness
Thanks for giving me the option to grow a mandarin tree
But the promise on the bag when I bought it said these bad boys would be GMO'd no seeds easy snackin goodness
Incase you didn't get to see me today, you should know that my hair looked really cute
January 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Incase you didn't get to see me today, you should know that my hair looked really cute