dupreesims.bsky.social
@dupreesims.bsky.social
Sharing thoughts I think are good or funny enough to post on the internet.
If there's one thing about me it's that I love to be tucked the fuck in.
September 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You ever take a piss so good it makes you shudder?
August 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Don't talk to me about a parasite cleanse until you've watched Bad Milo..
August 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Methylene Blue is the Labubu of the health world
July 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Another day, another case of Fresca
May 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sometimes I'm like, I'm going to eat healthy, and other times I'm like... what's that all about?
May 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Heinz should bring back green and purple ketchup
March 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Shout out to all the cuties in their mid 20s who have one thick ass toenail for some reason ✌️
March 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reposted
February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A haiku

Eat crunchy pickles
Alone by the kitchen sink
What a peaceful life

🥒
February 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Woopsie forgot I was unconditional love for a minute (literal years) there
February 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Why is salt so OP?
February 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If I could eternal sunshine of the spotless mind myself I would
February 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Thinking you're James Bond when you're really just James Corden"

- @bigtugg.bsky.social
February 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A haiku

With a broken heart
Who are you supposed to send
Funny dank memes to

🥀
February 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A haiku

The hardest part of
Living alone is finding
Your keys by yourself

🌸
February 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tequila

But still doing laundry too
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You know what's really sexy

Road rage

(jk)
February 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
-The whole first half of February-

*SKREEEEEEEEE KRRRRUUU PYSHHHHHHHHAHHH - CAR CRASH SOUNDS*

...*Womp womp*
February 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Actually no

You can't get me down

Because I have

A Xanax prescription

And a meditation app on my phone
February 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Superbowl season but I'm the one getting fumbled
February 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When you're drinking more than you're eating but you've still lost 10lbs
February 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Not me listening to Radiohead and painting my feelings

Someone send help
February 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I HATE when seedless fruit has seeds

Thanks for giving me the option to grow a mandarin tree

But the promise on the bag when I bought it said these bad boys would be GMO'd no seeds easy snackin goodness
January 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Incase you didn't get to see me today, you should know that my hair looked really cute
January 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM