This year, my sister had a lovely request for Christmas: giving her music, books, and other media that's important to the giver so she can share it. One of mine to her is Hogfather, with a little note inserted on the page where this passage is

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"NEW: LSU says it is awarding itself an unbeaten season and national college football title. Football experts claim they actually lost games this year."

Pretty sure it's a play on the line "The falcon cannot hear the falconer" from The Second Coming by Yeats

Delete this utterly irresponsible post.

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Oh yeah, famously real news source usa boomin dot com. Lol.

slurce. 🤦

I love the story that this moment is apparently the *only* ad-lib in the entire movie

This post is journalistic malpractice that could literally kill people.

Jonathan Coulton should maybe be in the mix there, too.

My daily shaver/trimmer is a Philips OneBlade, and it works well for me one-handed. It's not quite as close a shave as a manual razor, but it's pretty close.

Finally happened last year in Oklahoma, after an aggressive GOP campaign to get rid of 3 of the remaining 4 D appointees on our (weird, civil only) supreme court. And they only managed to get one of them, and by less than half a percentage point. I don't know PA, but I imagine it'd be harder there?

Only two college games still on, you're probably safe until tomorrow 😜

this is why people who watch sports are unwell this is not sustainable