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dunkieduncan.bsky.social
Eater of Costco Pizza
@dunkieduncan.bsky.social
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dunkieduncan.bsky.social
Ooooo, nacho cheese doritos locos tacos, grilled cheese burritos, and those cinnabon delights, those are my go-tos
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
dunkieduncan.bsky.social
At least now ya made yourself into a beacon at least, a good smelling one too~
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
dunkieduncan.bsky.social
The way the belly just plugs the hole 👀💦
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
dunkieduncan.bsky.social
Huuuuff, neeeed it
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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lunarsolmoth.bsky.social
so addicted to the pleasure that comes from being so immense that they physically can't stop shoveling more butter into their mouth with one flabby arm and groping as much of their flab as they can reach with the other, making their churning moobs spurt milk from the sensation
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
dunkieduncan.bsky.social
Absolutely one of my favorite sequences ever, it's so good and very hot~
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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doughafterdark.evilfurs.org
CW: farts / gas

part 3 (the original final part)
I have no idea how bad Bluesky is gonna compress this one...
The ships descend down through the changing atmosphere and hover just above the tall thick pink clouds that blanket the surface. From the central bay shines a strange green light, casting a beam down into the turbulent clouds below. Then long black featureless hoses descend like the tentacles of a jellyfish, thousands of them slowly lower down and are obscured in the fog. Below, on the ground, the only thing visible as far as the dense pink fog allows is endless rolling hills of fat rolls, gurgling stomachs the size of houses, breasts engorged with milk, and gigantic trembling cheeks erupting with torrents of pink haze. Dough and Floofy have long demolished the back yard, as well as the house, and have joined the rest of their neighborhood in immobile bliss. Their minds turned to mush as the pleasure of constant pressure and release, the rolling boil of bubbling gas in their guts, the sloshing weight of their bodies heaving with every blast edge them closer to an unattainable climax. Their swollen faces smooshed between rolls of cheek and neck, massive lips oozing drool as they belch endlessly. The hoses descend and begin to snake their way around the sea of blobs, finding their target deep between ass cheeks. Gas fills the hoses and is pumped back to the ship, and then Dough and Floofy start to feel strange. They begin to feel lighter, and suddenly weightless. As the green light passes over them they are effortlessly hauled up into the sky towards the ship's hold. The hoses reel in as thousands of blobs are lifted up into the tractor beams, and for the first time Dough can see past her massive cheeks at the apocalypse unfolding around her. Her entire community reduced to a few thousand multi-ton fart factories, now being abducted by this alien force. As she rises up into the light she can see just how much more massive Floofy has become, and gets one last glimpse at her home before she is overtaken in the light and leaves behind her ruined planet...
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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doughafterdark.evilfurs.org
CW: farts / gas (in alt text)

part 2
After hours of relentless cosmic energy bathing the globe, the vast majority of Earth's population have been transformed into massive multi-ton mountains of fat rolls. Groaning bodies swell in every direction as they push up against each other. Bigger blobs smother smaller ones. Buildings crumble under millions of pounds of fat. The sky fills with a thick pink haze as the blobs below work to alter the atmosphere with the sheer volume of their combined flatulence. Groaning stomachs churn clouds of thick hot gas that explode from between cavernous cheeks like never ending bomb blasts. The ground itself trembles like an earthquake under the crushing weight of trillions of erupting blobs. High above Earth an armada assembles. Sleek chrome disks reflect the pink hue of the planet below as they wait for more to arrive. The origin of this magnetic storm is revealed, an alien super weapon designed to incapacitate entire systems at once. But as the last ships arrive, the saucers open up large circular ports on the bottoms of their hulls, and as they descend to the surface they begin to enact part two of their sinister plan...
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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doughafterdark.evilfurs.org
CW: fart / gas

part 1.5
Suddenly the sound of sloshing, groaning, swelling forms is replaced by a deafening explosion of gas. Their bellies churn and rumble as their massive jiggling ass cheeks erupt with thick clouds of brightly colored flatulence. The yard fills with fog as they both uncontrollably expel tons of hot, high pressure gas. Dough whines between throat stretching belches as she watches Floofy expunge pressure from her gut like a living volcano. Once the flow of farts begins there's no end, only more pressure and more noise by the second, endlessly billowing a constant blast of pink and blue into the sky as they still continue to gain weight unchecked, slowly blocking out the sky and filtering the light of the aurora through a thick churning cloud...
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM