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dunkieduncan.bsky.social
Eater of Costco Pizza
@dunkieduncan.bsky.social
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benjidoesart.bsky.social
even bigger guy practice stuff
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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vorchitect.bsky.social
thinking very very deeply about being this shape...
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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grandeschaton.bsky.social
Trying to come up with a name for this bunny
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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lunarsolmoth.bsky.social
New story! 1.5k words for @chimerafluff.bsky.social!

Synopsis: Your roommate Luna's acting a little strangely, but anyone would after being entranced into a mountain of gluttonous flab. And after looking into their eyes, you need her to be even bigger...

Read: www.furaffinity.net/view/63124087/
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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camuushamuu.bsky.social
Just a bit too tight

(For @cfluffboy.bsky.social)
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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bakedproducts.bsky.social
my fat tummy <3
October 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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mkonopacki.bsky.social
gato
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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lunarsolmoth.bsky.social
slob, hypno

the commands come from your visor, reverberating soft and gentle in your mind. fart. your rear erupts with gas, flabby bulk trembling from the force. swell. on its own, your fat bloats huger, warm tingles making you moan mindlessly as another ton of blubber softens you up. fart. swell
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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awolfwithhorns.bsky.social
Colored it
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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lunarsolmoth.bsky.social
slob

permafarting, except with every rumbling blast, you bloat up into a more perfect gas factory. nonstop erupting with fog while you thicken into flabby immobility, beaching yourself on your churning, swelling belly so you can focus exclusively on the bliss of growing and pumping out farts
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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tammytigress.bsky.social
Feeling juicy and in bliss 💙🥰

Wonderful pic by @plushclover.cwova.mom and gifted by the lovely @snakerolls.bsky.social !
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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xochisune.bsky.social
Fen wanted to be wide as she is tall, so why not? She's big girl after all~
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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roundanimal.bsky.social
Other foxes make this look so easy! I think I'm stuck...
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
Id you havent been calling your representatives about KOSA and other bills, NOW is the time to start doing so
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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fatiocatio.bsky.social
Imagining being fat enough with a deep, wide enough navel that I could store an entire 2L soda bottle within it, with the cap facing outwards, and then make someone shove their face in my gut and chug it
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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vorchitect.bsky.social
i think my fog makes you inflate exponentially fast such that, after a loud ominous rumble from deep in your belly, you start ballooning, getting 1 ft wider just about every 5 seconds
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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sleepylilaliens.bsky.social
there are many curvy pikachus in our brain, so it was hard choosing
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!

A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
dieselbrain.bsky.social Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 26d
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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lunarsolmoth.bsky.social
so addicted to the pleasure that comes from being so immense that they physically can't stop shoveling more butter into their mouth with one flabby arm and groping as much of their flab as they can reach with the other, making their churning moobs spurt milk from the sensation
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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lunarsolmoth.bsky.social
consider: boys. but immobile from their own blubber and with huge milky moobs that leak and slosh as they stuff themselves into even more of a gargantuan lardpile with butter
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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doughafterdark.evilfurs.org
CW: farts / gas

part 3 (the original final part)
I have no idea how bad Bluesky is gonna compress this one...
The ships descend down through the changing atmosphere and hover just above the tall thick pink clouds that blanket the surface. From the central bay shines a strange green light, casting a beam down into the turbulent clouds below. Then long black featureless hoses descend like the tentacles of a jellyfish, thousands of them slowly lower down and are obscured in the fog. Below, on the ground, the only thing visible as far as the dense pink fog allows is endless rolling hills of fat rolls, gurgling stomachs the size of houses, breasts engorged with milk, and gigantic trembling cheeks erupting with torrents of pink haze. Dough and Floofy have long demolished the back yard, as well as the house, and have joined the rest of their neighborhood in immobile bliss. Their minds turned to mush as the pleasure of constant pressure and release, the rolling boil of bubbling gas in their guts, the sloshing weight of their bodies heaving with every blast edge them closer to an unattainable climax. Their swollen faces smooshed between rolls of cheek and neck, massive lips oozing drool as they belch endlessly. The hoses descend and begin to snake their way around the sea of blobs, finding their target deep between ass cheeks. Gas fills the hoses and is pumped back to the ship, and then Dough and Floofy start to feel strange. They begin to feel lighter, and suddenly weightless. As the green light passes over them they are effortlessly hauled up into the sky towards the ship's hold. The hoses reel in as thousands of blobs are lifted up into the tractor beams, and for the first time Dough can see past her massive cheeks at the apocalypse unfolding around her. Her entire community reduced to a few thousand multi-ton fart factories, now being abducted by this alien force. As she rises up into the light she can see just how much more massive Floofy has become, and gets one last glimpse at her home before she is overtaken in the light and leaves behind her ruined planet...
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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doughafterdark.evilfurs.org
CW: farts / gas (in alt text)

part 2
After hours of relentless cosmic energy bathing the globe, the vast majority of Earth's population have been transformed into massive multi-ton mountains of fat rolls. Groaning bodies swell in every direction as they push up against each other. Bigger blobs smother smaller ones. Buildings crumble under millions of pounds of fat. The sky fills with a thick pink haze as the blobs below work to alter the atmosphere with the sheer volume of their combined flatulence. Groaning stomachs churn clouds of thick hot gas that explode from between cavernous cheeks like never ending bomb blasts. The ground itself trembles like an earthquake under the crushing weight of trillions of erupting blobs. High above Earth an armada assembles. Sleek chrome disks reflect the pink hue of the planet below as they wait for more to arrive. The origin of this magnetic storm is revealed, an alien super weapon designed to incapacitate entire systems at once. But as the last ships arrive, the saucers open up large circular ports on the bottoms of their hulls, and as they descend to the surface they begin to enact part two of their sinister plan...
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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doughafterdark.evilfurs.org
CW: fart / gas

part 1.5
Suddenly the sound of sloshing, groaning, swelling forms is replaced by a deafening explosion of gas. Their bellies churn and rumble as their massive jiggling ass cheeks erupt with thick clouds of brightly colored flatulence. The yard fills with fog as they both uncontrollably expel tons of hot, high pressure gas. Dough whines between throat stretching belches as she watches Floofy expunge pressure from her gut like a living volcano. Once the flow of farts begins there's no end, only more pressure and more noise by the second, endlessly billowing a constant blast of pink and blue into the sky as they still continue to gain weight unchecked, slowly blocking out the sky and filtering the light of the aurora through a thick churning cloud...
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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doughafterdark.evilfurs.org
The aurora outside my house tonight has convinced me to get around to reuploading some stuff here, specifically Cosmic Miscalculation. How thematic....
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part 1
World-wide parties rage as everyone waits in anticipation for what is predicted to be the strongest magnetic storm ever seen. Dough and Floofy are in the back yard when finally the wave hits earth and the sky lights up with beautiful colors. But something strange instantly begins to unfold. The cosmic rays carry an incredibly potent fattening radiation, and the two instantly find themselves packing on thousands of pounds by the minute! As the sky dances they grow into tremendously huge blobs, fat rolls smothering everything in their growing path. How could this have happened? Did nobody foresee something this lewd occurring? And if the girls are getting this large this fast, how much bigger will they get before it's over?
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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ruffidote.bsky.social
dawg
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM