Garrett Solomon
@dundorr.bsky.social
Some film-loving junkie just striving to maintain my sanity in these backwater times
“If you believe in yourself, eat all your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don’t do sleep, and get eight hours of drugs. You can get work!” -Mr. T
“If you believe in yourself, eat all your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don’t do sleep, and get eight hours of drugs. You can get work!” -Mr. T
How dare you trigger my 999 OCD!
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
How dare you trigger my 999 OCD!
Please start another sale because I have some Hanukkah cash to burn!
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Please start another sale because I have some Hanukkah cash to burn!
Sweet, you got GREY GARDENS!
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sweet, you got GREY GARDENS!
All I Want For Christmas Is Glue (sorry not sorry)
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
All I Want For Christmas Is Glue (sorry not sorry)
#31) So this is how I close out October this year. I figured if this was from the guy behind BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, it had to be good.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
#31) So this is how I close out October this year. I figured if this was from the guy behind BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, it had to be good.
#30) It’s Hallow-Eve and I’m spending it at a live, Halloween-themed VHS comedy show. It’s my first time going to one of these things, so it should be a fun time.
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
#30) It’s Hallow-Eve and I’m spending it at a live, Halloween-themed VHS comedy show. It’s my first time going to one of these things, so it should be a fun time.
This looks like everything SHELBY OAKS failed to deliver.
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This looks like everything SHELBY OAKS failed to deliver.
#29) Why did I think going to see TERRIFIER on a whim was a good idea? That was just empty and not special!
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
#29) Why did I think going to see TERRIFIER on a whim was a good idea? That was just empty and not special!
#28) Yet another watch influenced by Vudu credits and a trailer I saw earlier this month
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
#28) Yet another watch influenced by Vudu credits and a trailer I saw earlier this month