DMoney
@dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social
Prob fell asleep
OND 2011 OEF 2014
Not enough time to mourn everyone, but enough to mourn the forgotten.
OND 2011 OEF 2014
Not enough time to mourn everyone, but enough to mourn the forgotten.
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DMoney
@dumonetoverdrive.bsky.social
· Jan 28
All right, let's try this again, alright, so this is basically why I'm so doomer, 🧵10🪡to follow:
Client's car overheated and barfed coolant all over a parking lot. Show up, put some water in to see where it comes out, none comes out. Run car couple minutes, put more water in, takes less than a gallon total, still none coming out. Look at giant puddle where it leaked in first place, confusion
July 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Client's car overheated and barfed coolant all over a parking lot. Show up, put some water in to see where it comes out, none comes out. Run car couple minutes, put more water in, takes less than a gallon total, still none coming out. Look at giant puddle where it leaked in first place, confusion
I would like to make the strong nuclear force 2% stronger
July 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I would like to make the strong nuclear force 2% stronger
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I love how baby birds are all like }:
July 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I love how baby birds are all like }:
The instant someone goes to buy an infinity pool, all of their assets should be seized and they should be deported to wherever currently has the lowest purchasing power parity
July 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The instant someone goes to buy an infinity pool, all of their assets should be seized and they should be deported to wherever currently has the lowest purchasing power parity
You know they're gonna chase people out into the Everglades to eaten and say they escaped
July 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You know they're gonna chase people out into the Everglades to eaten and say they escaped
They always talk about planting seeds for trees whose shade you will never know, but any land where I could realistically plant that seed is going to be gone by the end of my life. Definitely literally, and probably metaphorically as well
June 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
They always talk about planting seeds for trees whose shade you will never know, but any land where I could realistically plant that seed is going to be gone by the end of my life. Definitely literally, and probably metaphorically as well
Oh wonderful, Rutte is a ghoul, it turns out. Disgusting
June 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Oh wonderful, Rutte is a ghoul, it turns out. Disgusting
I should be able to buy refrigerant and cigarettes in the same place
June 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I should be able to buy refrigerant and cigarettes in the same place
Y'all ever read about an individual death in otherwise much larger historical event and it's just so sad that it makes you cry?
June 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Y'all ever read about an individual death in otherwise much larger historical event and it's just so sad that it makes you cry?
The money isn't real what the fuck is point of being conservative with it
June 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The money isn't real what the fuck is point of being conservative with it
"Friendly reminder that-" *proceeds to say the most insufferable and/or inane words ever uttered
June 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"Friendly reminder that-" *proceeds to say the most insufferable and/or inane words ever uttered
No no no, I don't wanna book on how to train YOUR dragon, I want a book on how to train MY dragon
June 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No no no, I don't wanna book on how to train YOUR dragon, I want a book on how to train MY dragon
I miss feeling the rumble of a starting helicopter engine through my feet
June 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I miss feeling the rumble of a starting helicopter engine through my feet
THEYVE MADE 7 BLACK OPS GAMES????
SEVEN??????
SEVEN??????
June 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
THEYVE MADE 7 BLACK OPS GAMES????
SEVEN??????
SEVEN??????
Coffee is like chocolate but evil
June 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Coffee is like chocolate but evil
*any new shiny thing happens with AI*
"OK but can you fuck it?"
"OK but can you fuck it?"
June 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
*any new shiny thing happens with AI*
"OK but can you fuck it?"
"OK but can you fuck it?"
OK, but seriously, who is Ground News actually for
June 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
OK, but seriously, who is Ground News actually for
Man, sometimes the hardware store guys DO have good ideas. Or at least we'll see lol idk spray foam in the heater housing SEEMS like it might work
June 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Man, sometimes the hardware store guys DO have good ideas. Or at least we'll see lol idk spray foam in the heater housing SEEMS like it might work
Baltimore got one of the wildest goddamn accents, cause they took a Philly accent and mixed it with a southern accent and gave it some more mushiness 
June 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Baltimore got one of the wildest goddamn accents, cause they took a Philly accent and mixed it with a southern accent and gave it some more mushiness 
Democratic politicians do not have contempt for Republicans and that is the incorrect way to be
June 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Democratic politicians do not have contempt for Republicans and that is the incorrect way to be
Democrats need to find a candidate as stupid as Trump, that much is clear
June 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Democrats need to find a candidate as stupid as Trump, that much is clear
Yeah yeah, just put the nonbianussy in the bag
June 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yeah yeah, just put the nonbianussy in the bag
U kno a harbor freight hate to see me comin
June 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
U kno a harbor freight hate to see me comin
If journalism isn't challenging power, it's not journalism
June 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If journalism isn't challenging power, it's not journalism
I personally don't want to be led by people who will be shielded from the consequences of their leadership by dying of old age
June 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I personally don't want to be led by people who will be shielded from the consequences of their leadership by dying of old age