dumby
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dumby
@dumbyonline.bsky.social
non (binary) sequitur hell
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Reject validity, embrace not asking for permission to be trans
January 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I like to imagine a world where every time an app sends me more than 2 notifications, a software developer gets a finger chopped off.
January 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
sometimes I feel like being a baby in terms of gender exploration makes me sound like a federal agent
December 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Why shave your whole leg if only a little is ever showing? Just shave that bit and leave the rest a mess. #lifehacks
December 27, 2024 at 9:36 PM
If anyone sticks a feather in my hat I'm gonna lose it.
December 27, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Found a cliff's edge in helldivers and spent way too long throwing myself off it and sliding down as a ragdoll. I love video game physics so much.
December 27, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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Voice training tip: you can do a lot of useful exploration by listening to cis women do impressions of men, and trying to replicate that sound. Don't fall for the meme that you need to be targeting the Californian squeaky voice all the time
December 26, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I'm gonna be a 1930s gangster and run a speakeasy and say "see?" when I make a point and no one is gonna stop me or my wide brim hat.
December 27, 2024 at 6:16 AM
accepting one's own cringe is like the first of the five truths or something
December 26, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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Beautiful capture…..Mount Rainier National Park 🇺🇲
December 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
The holidays are a time for being strong and getting extremely intoxicated. No, those aren't mutually exclusive.
December 25, 2024 at 11:05 PM
life is a constant balance between having intrusive thoughts and posting those thoughts to bluesky(dot)com
December 25, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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i dunno who needs to hear this but

don’t get that damn gaming chair. invest in a good quality office chair please i’m begging your back will thank you so much later
December 25, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I, personally, am happy jesus died.
December 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
santa is running an absolitist autocracy and I'm suppose to be jolly???
December 24, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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merry christmas
December 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I am going to start pronouncing the christ the christmas more forcefully because why are we even doing this holiday if not to celebrate a baby born in april.
December 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Hawk tuah was the worst thing to ever happen to me, not because I got rugpulled in a crypto scam, but because I am often full of mucous and I prefer to hack it up and spit it out. Now every day I gotta hear the hawk tuah girl in my mind's eye when I'm merely ridding myself of snot.
December 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
trans means beyond that means transgender means beyond gender and frankly I find that, uh, "physical attractiveness"-ful
December 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
why did they call it soulsborne when it coulda been darkblood
December 23, 2024 at 8:22 PM
this christmas I wish my timeline to be filled with deranged posts from weirdos that are also sexy (and gay) 🙏
December 23, 2024 at 8:14 PM
engineer more like engiqueer cause these fourier transforms are fucking me up the ass
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
how tf does anyone follow 100k people? even at 100 follows I will forget about like 50-75 of them and have a pleasant surprise when they show up on my timeline. one hundred thousand is just beyond the scope of reason.
December 23, 2024 at 7:18 AM