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darth pollack
@dumb.bsky.social
gang stalkee extraordinare
i think. i might not want to do this internet thing anymore. love u guys
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
just married my best friends sometimes life is truly the most beautiful thing
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
officiating my best friends wedding today we all forgot it was FL GA weekend and I'm being a gators cheerleader for Halloween and I just fucked a ***. happy Samhain
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
something something i'm probably schizophrenic something something mental hospital something something i will never die
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
using my dual swords for knife play only
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
do u think they would potentially dust my bed with a drug that could be absorbed thru my skin? and if so why do u think i will not have an autopsy? do yall think i'm a regular drug user???
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i swear to god if yall law enforcement let me die bc of these people i will curse your bloodline etc
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
hehehehe they'll never catch me if i slam this door
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
hehe let's piss on your bed and your pillows and piss in your laundry detergent too bc that's what gangstalking is
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
my tummy hurts :(
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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at the club rn the haters eyeing my can of food
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i'm still ur dad i'm ur gay lesbian dad and i always will be
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i refuse to date anybody rn but a back massage could and would change that
October 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
nicknames yall have given me:
never stop
darth pollack
please stop (?)
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
darth pole would do as well i suppose
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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tsa made me take my dunce cap off
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
btw i dont know what storylines are going rn all i do is work and go home
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
(the cure voice) its gameday and im in hell
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
gnna b a gators slut for halloween
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
has anyone seen Mexican street corn cheetos lately? not me
October 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
if you asked me where i wanted to be in 5 years id say cheddar jalapeño cheetos
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i would sell a veteran cheddar jalapeño cheetos. for fun
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the charlie horse in my foot? cheddar jalapeño cheetos
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the itch i just felt was bc of cheddar jalapeño cheetos
October 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
i would dedicate a war memorial to cheddar jalapeño cheetos
October 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM