The Oracle
@duhlayshuh.bsky.social
Delásha • “duh-LAY-shuh” • 34 • she/her • Black & Queer • Sims 4 • Technical Writer 👩🏾💻 • 501📍CHI • Dog Mom 🐕🦺 • TV Enthusiast • 420🍃💨 • Taurus •
All these folks at my job want my head but can’t find a real reason to put me on the chopping block
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
All these folks at my job want my head but can’t find a real reason to put me on the chopping block
The folks at my job think I don’t know this, but I’m just a year into the position and they already tryna push me out by giving an unqualified white boy access to do my job. My last job did this and it did not work well for them…
Here We Go Sherman Bell GIF
ALT: Here We Go Sherman Bell GIF
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September 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The folks at my job think I don’t know this, but I’m just a year into the position and they already tryna push me out by giving an unqualified white boy access to do my job. My last job did this and it did not work well for them…
How do you nicely say “hello friend, I think you’re having a manic episode” without triggering them?
August 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
How do you nicely say “hello friend, I think you’re having a manic episode” without triggering them?
I need to see the Serena + JaNa and Olandria + Chelly team up NEOW
August 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I need to see the Serena + JaNa and Olandria + Chelly team up NEOW
Grand opening, grand closing. You cannot be friends with these white girls at work chile! I ain’t made a decent white friend at work since graduate school! 😆
August 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Grand opening, grand closing. You cannot be friends with these white girls at work chile! I ain’t made a decent white friend at work since graduate school! 😆
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THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — The UN's top court in a landmark climate decision says a 'clean, healthy and sustainable environment' is a human right.
July 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — The UN's top court in a landmark climate decision says a 'clean, healthy and sustainable environment' is a human right.
Weed doesn’t make people lazy, depression does
July 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Weed doesn’t make people lazy, depression does
Bitches been talkin so highly about Alo just for me to find out it’s an athleisure clothing line?? So y’all basically been wearing Lululemon this whole time?! Stfu.
July 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Bitches been talkin so highly about Alo just for me to find out it’s an athleisure clothing line?? So y’all basically been wearing Lululemon this whole time?! Stfu.
A cannot STRESS how much I CANNOT STAND podcasters that eat food ON THE MIC. Misophonia is a very common condition, so you’re alienating SO MANY of your listeners. Please stop.
July 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A cannot STRESS how much I CANNOT STAND podcasters that eat food ON THE MIC. Misophonia is a very common condition, so you’re alienating SO MANY of your listeners. Please stop.
Companies love to think they teachin you somethin about accessibility but don’t have captions in their tutorial videos…
July 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Companies love to think they teachin you somethin about accessibility but don’t have captions in their tutorial videos…
Who y’all know out here payin for feet pics, I’m tryna see sumn 👀
July 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Who y’all know out here payin for feet pics, I’m tryna see sumn 👀
Another random night out doing drugs with the white folk out in the country
June 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Another random night out doing drugs with the white folk out in the country
Random nerd moments: My interest in deep sea exploration has led me to a conclusion
I would much rather find a way to live underwater than on the moon/Mars
I would much rather find a way to live underwater than on the moon/Mars
June 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Random nerd moments: My interest in deep sea exploration has led me to a conclusion
I would much rather find a way to live underwater than on the moon/Mars
I would much rather find a way to live underwater than on the moon/Mars
Been doing a lot of shopping and donating these past couple days
June 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Been doing a lot of shopping and donating these past couple days
Many of my coworkers from my last job would brag about large homes, expensive vacations, funding children going to Ivy League schools, etc. with no regard for the fact that they were paying me below a living wage
June 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Many of my coworkers from my last job would brag about large homes, expensive vacations, funding children going to Ivy League schools, etc. with no regard for the fact that they were paying me below a living wage
I was in my department head’s office talkin to him about us implementing AI or whatever, and this family of geese was walking outside the window behind him and I simply could not focus. I mean they had one gosling before and now they have 2! 😭
May 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I was in my department head’s office talkin to him about us implementing AI or whatever, and this family of geese was walking outside the window behind him and I simply could not focus. I mean they had one gosling before and now they have 2! 😭
I reached my savings goal for the year and I’m not even 6 months in 😭
May 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I reached my savings goal for the year and I’m not even 6 months in 😭
I ain’t been in an internet argument in a while and yet here I am… arguing with people in the instagram comments over the womanhood of trans women cause of Jess fuckin Unhilarious 😆
May 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I ain’t been in an internet argument in a while and yet here I am… arguing with people in the instagram comments over the womanhood of trans women cause of Jess fuckin Unhilarious 😆
Apparently my clothes don’t fit anymore so you know what that means
a woman is walking down the street carrying shopping bags
ALT: a woman is walking down the street carrying shopping bags
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May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Apparently my clothes don’t fit anymore so you know what that means
My butt is growing at an ASStronomical rate. I can’t fit my old pants anymore 🥴
May 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
My butt is growing at an ASStronomical rate. I can’t fit my old pants anymore 🥴
Folk be so critical of fupas but this is my emotional support belly fat. I squeeze, poke, and rub it and all my anxiety melts away 😌
May 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Folk be so critical of fupas but this is my emotional support belly fat. I squeeze, poke, and rub it and all my anxiety melts away 😌
More of this please
Is there a group of these photos of people enjoying retribution coming to Nottoway after 165 years?
Because this made me giggle.
Because this made me giggle.
May 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
More of this please
I had a dream about having a rum and pineapple juice shot, and now I want one
May 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I had a dream about having a rum and pineapple juice shot, and now I want one
S/o to the ancestors
Plantation caught on fire today. Flames got put out. And started right back up elsewhere in the house 🫢
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
May 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
S/o to the ancestors