took the foster dog to a coffee shop where an adorable 70 year old irish man fell in love with him. he looked into the distance and said “i’ll take him back to see me family and he can rush with the sheep.” and then i whispered “can i come”, to which he replied “huh?” and then i said “huh?”

I'd say "I feel sad for Carrie Underwood getting caught up in that 'America the Beautiful,' fuck up,'" but I really and truly do not.

elon musk is the biggest ick i have ever had to lay my eyes upon

oh?

sorry to everyone but unfortunately i will be becoming worse

Good Morning, just woke up. I'm sure nothing bad happened during the night

I feel like someone just put a blindfold over my face. This is what censorship feels like. I’m sick.

good thing i downloaded almost 2000 of my favorite TikTok’s to my computer ☠️