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dude of computer. curious, both definitions
they fuckin sucked in 2018 too
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
good thing we keep giving all the teacher money to cops though
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
lmao, yeah, it all needs to be vetted because he's too fucking stupid to form a single thought. this is absolute proof that his handlers are just feeding him bullshit 24/7 and he's too senile to realize it. great work
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
wow, i did not know about this. very cool and vindicated
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
they're absolutely salivating about how they can exploit the country if they can topple maduro
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
nobel peace prize winner and DEALMAKER maría corina machado. what a fucking joke
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i like voting at the shriner hall even though there are usually closer places, and today they were having people exit the back and i got to see the MÖTLEY BRÜE SCIMITAR BAR
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
oh fuck off
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
serious answer: gerrymandering (see district map)

less serious but still real answer: dallas incentivizes racist shitheads to move there and has for decades and it’s worse in the suburbs, like most metros

also fun fact: that guy is married to dinesh d’souza’s daughter
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
merci beaucoup 🙇
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i didn’t dress up this year but ios created this spooky lock screen of me for @bas3dra.bsky.social, so i get to haunt her anyways
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
jfc. prediction market for pitchfork’s best album of the year. please someone end america asap
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
correct. while they claim that these numbers are "led by growth in Google Cloud Platform (GCP) across core products, AI Infrastructure and Generative AI Solutions," they very clearly do not break it out otherwise.
(source s206.q4cdn.com/479360582/fi...)
October 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my brain parsed these two posts together as @papapishu.bsky.social in a james carville costume
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
going to try to catch up on some jazz and metal releases from this year, i’m so behind.
this is predictably good, although i’m frankly not that familiar with rubalcaba otherwise. i’ll pretty much listen to anything chris potter is on and he gets some good space to let it rip here.
October 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
seems bad (italy)
October 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
putting on the record that this is not going to turn out well for retail
October 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
it sure makes me feel better to know that all this debt is being treated as investment grade, just like the repackaged subprime mortgages in the 00s…
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
tired: there are no more third places and gen z is antisocial and never has sex

wired: the military is the new third place and gen z can’t get enough
October 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
god financial times is such a weird publication sometimes. what the fuck are you talking about
October 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
oh wow you're reading the new pynchon? maybe try reading something more practical 🙄
October 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
lmao
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
chet lemon and darryl strawberry having huge starts to the '91 season in my ootp save, leading to a good pairing
October 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
lmao naomi wolf getting a cut of this for some fuckin reason
September 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
sometimes i just go find random wikipedia userpages to admire their userbox selections. this one doesn't have any but there are so many drug ones, always keep an eye out for them en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM