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Jack Morrison
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if everyone on earth pissed into the grand canyon it would still take over 800000 years of constant peeing for it to be full
March 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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the only thing I really associate with the super bowl is that bobs burgers episode where gene breaks a toilet with his big poop
February 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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You: I’m sitting
Me: I am standing on my butt
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
2025 i'm only eating mcburgandy's
mcdonald’s fries on a wendy’s burger inside of burger king because it's cleaner
February 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM