But
I need to stress this
It also has one of the moments that made me laugh the most, with Goofy just figuring out the plot of the movie the second he sees Mulan in disguise.

Wishlisting it, then!

He would have actually said that

Kinda sucks this doesn't have an (unofficial, I can't see Nintendo doing one, they didn't even reprint this) English translation

Man, calling her Moana sounds so wrong.
I know that's her original name but I always need to double-check

Hence why they called her Vaiana in our dub and the movie was titled Oceania

The one modern Disney movie people say is good is Encanto, which I haven't watched, but it doesn't feel KH-y

I would laugh if Moana was included and you ended up with Maui as a party NPC, as I believe Moana would have been a ton better with Maui as the hero and Moana as the supporting heroine.

The manga adaptation of Kingdom Hearts 2 has Sora, Donald and Goofy not recognizing Mushu and the dragon binging through the Kingdom Hearts 1 manga and realising it didn't include him, which was kinda funny

I believe we have told all the Batman stories we could tell (except him actually meeting Zorro, what the fuck)

I dunno why kid me thought Pirates of The Carribbean was a Kingdom Hearts-viable movie but not Mulan, but

I can see Barbossa relying on the Heartlesses, ok

I remember it, but for the reason that back when it was announced I logged in and went "guys, Mulan doesn't feel like a movie that would work in Kingdom Hearts"

Listen, the bad guy of that movie using Heartlesses just feels wrong

"JAMES BOND" IS NOT A CODENAME. HE ALREADY HAS A CODENAME. IT IS 007. RESIST THE URGE TO CANONISE STUFF. CANONISATION IS THE MIND KILLER. CANONISATION IS AMERICAN

Oh no, "perverted" in the "warped him" sense, not in the most literal one!

Suffice to say, Alan Moore doesn't think greatly of James Bond or more specifically of how, in his opinion, Hollywood has perverted him

Jimmy, or James, grandson of Campion Bond, is a misogynistic, arrogant piece of shit that the world at large thinks is a super duper agent, a hero, but who's actually useless without his gadgets and ends up selling to the Americans, last seen as an elderly man being attended by a buxom nurse