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Ducky
@ducklingsmith.bsky.social
Fat nerd, unprofessional game dev. Mysteriously still alive. He/Him. ducklingsmith.itch.io
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February 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"If I was asked tomorrow to write the script, I couldn't do it. We saw that coyote fall off the cliff, and then another big rock fall down on top of him. Are we supposed to tell the audience, 'Actually, that wasn't all, folks'?"
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
pussy I got too deep in for my current level and now I gotta restart
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There *is* actually a piece of grit in the oyster this time (a "potentially misleading" edit of a Trump speech on Panorama last year that glued together two soundbites that were 50 minutes apart) but that's been used as a pretext for the expected "and you won't *believe* what they say about Israel"
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The whole *point* of Hollywood was "let's set up shop literally as far away from Thomas Edison as we can". Surely Britain's Hollywood would have to be Aberdeen, and even then it doesn't work in Britain, where you can be there by the evening if the legbreakers share the driving
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Listen, they deserve applause for the effort it clearly took to construct an entire script out of place names in Google Maps, and then spending all day driving back and forth to get it to read it out loud
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bret Hart's shades absolutely the same colour technique you use for Transformer visors, and loving it (I think it made me think of Rotorstorm because of the pink)
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Three and a half days a week but you'd better be working those days in the office or as god is my witness you'll be shitting out teeth
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
He once told a woman to smile, she'd look prettier, and she told him to fuck off
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I was in a COVID coma for a couple of weeks, and I feel an intense sense of discontinuity between who I was before and after that is next to impossible to explain, even without thinking about the physical changes
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"but Doctor," says the weeping patient, "I *am* Linus Torvalds"
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"If you enjoy characters who are a little morally grey" no you see GOREMAGE draws his power from discussing multifaceted ethical dilemmas
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Like, even taking it at face value, I thought that a) China doesn't have access to "optimised" AI chips entirely due to US protectionism, and b) Deepseek ate OpenAI's lunch entirely because said researchers *had* to be clever instead of brute forcing it with more compute.

But Muh Free Market etc
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM