After joking about getting Uzbekistan in my game when I got my World Cup tickets blind, I will in fact will be attending Uzbekistan vs. Playoff Team 1 (go Jamaica?). Do I have to believe in manifesting now?

EVERYBODY GET DOWN

US Department of *theatrical pause for kerning* War

After watching K-Pop Demon Hunters I was wondering what an American mythology version would be like. Then, my wife reminded me it's already been done and it's called "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."

Damion Downs looked at Kaylor Navas and said

Matt Freese is better than Keylor Navas it's official

I feel the depth of my soccer knowledge when I yell “Be tall!” as the USMNT sends in hopeful crosses near the end of the game. In the end, we were tall, but not on goal. Alas.

THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"

The local library was giving away games and I chose mine based on box art intensity.

3,00 years of development of the great Latin language—the boustrophedon of the Forum inscription, the sweeping away of Oscan, the obliteration of Etruscan, the Greek loan words, the medieval love of the subjunctive, the mathematic scribblings of Newton and Leonardo —all for this. Super Bowl Licks.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

Making my stand against going straight to Christmas decorations.