Andrew M
@ducalincome.com
unprofessional computer toucher and cute animal enthusiast. 20+ year NYC resident.
Idk if this helps but here's a picture of my dog's butt I accidentally took last night.
December 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Idk if this helps but here's a picture of my dog's butt I accidentally took last night.
Oh they know exactly what they're doing over there.
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh they know exactly what they're doing over there.
My parents are visiting for Thanksgiving. We were taking the dog for a walk and stopped at a bar on the way back and my wife took this picture of my dad and dog and it's my new favorite photo.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My parents are visiting for Thanksgiving. We were taking the dog for a walk and stopped at a bar on the way back and my wife took this picture of my dad and dog and it's my new favorite photo.
Curb theme song playing...
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Curb theme song playing...
Yes, thank you. I couldn't remember who specifically it was. And it was waaaaaay longer ago than it thought.
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yes, thank you. I couldn't remember who specifically it was. And it was waaaaaay longer ago than it thought.
Rested. Moisturized. Thriving.
August 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Rested. Moisturized. Thriving.
SatC is actually a bad show that only has a spot in HBO's prestige stable because in 2000 it was considered shocking and avant-garde for a television show to make the claim "women sometimes enjoy sex".
August 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
SatC is actually a bad show that only has a spot in HBO's prestige stable because in 2000 it was considered shocking and avant-garde for a television show to make the claim "women sometimes enjoy sex".
Today in hyper-local personal beefs:
Green-wood cemetery: Riding a bike on the paved roads in the cemetery is super disrespectful and banned.
Also Green-wood: 10:40 pm outdoor after-party sponsored by Jose Cuervo
Green-wood cemetery: Riding a bike on the paved roads in the cemetery is super disrespectful and banned.
Also Green-wood: 10:40 pm outdoor after-party sponsored by Jose Cuervo
July 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Today in hyper-local personal beefs:
Green-wood cemetery: Riding a bike on the paved roads in the cemetery is super disrespectful and banned.
Also Green-wood: 10:40 pm outdoor after-party sponsored by Jose Cuervo
Green-wood cemetery: Riding a bike on the paved roads in the cemetery is super disrespectful and banned.
Also Green-wood: 10:40 pm outdoor after-party sponsored by Jose Cuervo
Putting my oven into Black Sabbath mode in memory.
July 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Putting my oven into Black Sabbath mode in memory.
5GW is currently >50% of all the power being used by NYC right on a very hot and humid "tropical weather" summer day.
July 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
5GW is currently >50% of all the power being used by NYC right on a very hot and humid "tropical weather" summer day.
Bar I'm at has these weird albino frogs that are a whole vibe.
May 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bar I'm at has these weird albino frogs that are a whole vibe.
POV: It's a wonderful day in NYC and you decide to eat lunch in the park, but the wind blows the little slice of bread that comes with your salad to the ground and the pigeons steal it. :-/
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
POV: It's a wonderful day in NYC and you decide to eat lunch in the park, but the wind blows the little slice of bread that comes with your salad to the ground and the pigeons steal it. :-/
Invented a #whitelotus finale cocktail from what I had in cupboards. A can of lychee in juice blended with ice and vodka. Pomegranate float.
Call it "The Poison Fruit"?
Call it "The Poison Fruit"?
April 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Invented a #whitelotus finale cocktail from what I had in cupboards. A can of lychee in juice blended with ice and vodka. Pomegranate float.
Call it "The Poison Fruit"?
Call it "The Poison Fruit"?
The @theonion.com print edition ads are brutal.
February 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The @theonion.com print edition ads are brutal.
Someone on a discord I'm in made this lol.
February 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Someone on a discord I'm in made this lol.
Guy who can afford Knicks tickets on the regular won't pay $20 or take a bus to see his family.
January 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Guy who can afford Knicks tickets on the regular won't pay $20 or take a bus to see his family.
NYC has the giant donor kebab with a literal body count.
December 27, 2024 at 4:24 PM
NYC has the giant donor kebab with a literal body count.
Whim amongst us is pure and brave enough to drink the $1 expired AldiNog?
December 24, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Whim amongst us is pure and brave enough to drink the $1 expired AldiNog?
Some say we are approaching the theoretical limit of "most San Diegan business"
December 21, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Some say we are approaching the theoretical limit of "most San Diegan business"
Tonight's dinner: balls
December 18, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Tonight's dinner: balls
Recently a somewhat eccentric gentleman has started appearing at my subway station, feeding and apparently trying to train the pigeons who live there. I can only assume he's building as flying army to seize control of NYC in a surprise coup (coop)
December 11, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Recently a somewhat eccentric gentleman has started appearing at my subway station, feeding and apparently trying to train the pigeons who live there. I can only assume he's building as flying army to seize control of NYC in a surprise coup (coop)
Post thanksgiving vibes.
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Post thanksgiving vibes.
