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Name: Dolphus || #PublicHealth🧑🏾‍🔬⚕️|| Nothing here is real || My skeets? are disletsick sometimes🫠
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I'm tired of "premium food inclusive" parties. The food is not premium. The lines are just long for most of the night.

Bring back parties with bars that don't just have overpriced bottles and mixologists taking 7 minutes to serve a drink.
December 6, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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ah yes pushing people away to suffer alone, relatable content >>>>>>>>>>>>
November 30, 2024 at 7:01 PM
November 26, 2024 at 11:52 PM
De whores in hay does irritate me😒
November 26, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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Tonight is a beautiful night for icecream, a drive and simple conversation about everything and nothing at all.
November 25, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I’ve mastered the art of unapologetically watching my phone ring off…
a man with a beard wearing a yellow jacket and black shirt
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a yellow jacket and black shirt
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November 25, 2024 at 2:00 AM
De whores adding me…. They are on to me😭
a woman is making a funny face while wearing a pink feather boa and earrings .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while wearing a pink feather boa and earrings .
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November 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I does try not to have people from work on my socials no matter how close we are cause when I start up bout “De Whores In Hay….” I don’t want no problems 😭😭😭
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I hate when ya park out next to somebody else and them move…..
you prefer to get rob and have witnesses or not?!?!?😤😤😤😤
November 22, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I ain’t had a monthly meltdown in long…. I just know the pending one gonna be epic….😣
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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No bio, no activity, no pics=no follow.
November 21, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Sigh…. some people get all the luck😔
I love my job hear , love it that’s all
November 21, 2024 at 1:20 PM
You would hoist up you skirt nathaniel?!?!?!?!?!😂😂😂😂😂😂
i couldn’t be a girl tbh… my head too hot.
November 21, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Best decision I ever made in life was doing post-grad right after undergraduate …. One lil course kicking my ass to start I can’t imagine a whole degree now😖
November 21, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Blood!!!! Trust me😤
At work working hard

Who can tell me what this is ?
November 20, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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It’s ok to not be ok
November 20, 2024 at 10:47 AM
I does want wunna stop making ugly babies man….
November 19, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Felt…. That’s a visual misinterpretation
That I short
42. what do people wrongly assume about you?
November 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Fried Melts, Gizzerts, liva, pig tail……😌Yeah
@ Bajan sky. What's yall favorite bajan food ? In the spirit of independence.
November 17, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Local night life/ weekend life is so 👎🏾
November 17, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Bout to leave so much dirty skeet marks on my TL
November 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Wunna up??!?!! HOURS?!?!?!?!🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
November 17, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I just wait so long for munch ht that I ain’t even hungry anymore yc….. de food just here🙄🙄🙄
November 16, 2024 at 11:21 PM