EdgarAlanBro
@edgaralanbro.bsky.social
~ The Internet's Big Bro™ ~
~ Part time streamer, full time nerd ~
~ Retired EMS grief mop & mental health advocate ~ He/Him ~
For some laughs, visit Twitch.tv/EdgarAlanBroLIVE
For business or bundt cake recipes: eabrostreams@gmail.com
~ Part time streamer, full time nerd ~
~ Retired EMS grief mop & mental health advocate ~ He/Him ~
For some laughs, visit Twitch.tv/EdgarAlanBroLIVE
For business or bundt cake recipes: eabrostreams@gmail.com
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“Is she still available?”
No.
She is not.
Leave us alone.
No.
She is not.
Leave us alone.
Always keep your first mini and never go back over them.
Left is the first mini I ever bought and painted.
Right is the one I just finished minutes ago.
Left is the first mini I ever bought and painted.
Right is the one I just finished minutes ago.
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Always keep your first mini and never go back over them.
Left is the first mini I ever bought and painted.
Right is the one I just finished minutes ago.
Left is the first mini I ever bought and painted.
Right is the one I just finished minutes ago.
hey it’s Dick Phuck calling from the underwriting team letting you know that we will continue calling every single fucking day multiple times a day now that consumer protections are being stripped away
October 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
hey it’s Dick Phuck calling from the underwriting team letting you know that we will continue calling every single fucking day multiple times a day now that consumer protections are being stripped away
If an alien spaceship landed in your backyard and said “take me to your leader” who would you direct them to?
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If an alien spaceship landed in your backyard and said “take me to your leader” who would you direct them to?
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6 million people died before the concentration camps were liberated.
Buckle up, America
Buckle up, America
October 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
6 million people died before the concentration camps were liberated.
Buckle up, America
Buckle up, America
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“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
And I will kidnap them and hide them in detention centers,
With no due process”
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
And I will kidnap them and hide them in detention centers,
With no due process”
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
And I will kidnap them and hide them in detention centers,
With no due process”
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
And I will kidnap them and hide them in detention centers,
With no due process”
I made the mistake of comparing Gavin Newsom to a block of Colby Jack cheese and an army of weird nerds is ripping me apart for it 😂
September 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I made the mistake of comparing Gavin Newsom to a block of Colby Jack cheese and an army of weird nerds is ripping me apart for it 😂
I’m either being trolled massively by chatgpt or there’s a bunch of weird nerds in discord right now picking every word I say apart like a fuckin science experiment 😂
September 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m either being trolled massively by chatgpt or there’s a bunch of weird nerds in discord right now picking every word I say apart like a fuckin science experiment 😂
Reposted by EdgarAlanBro
Tell me something you’re proud of!
It doesn’t have to be anything huge, just anything that comes to mind ☺️
Today, I’m proud that I finally finished an entire 2nd Warhammer army!
It doesn’t have to be anything huge, just anything that comes to mind ☺️
Today, I’m proud that I finally finished an entire 2nd Warhammer army!
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tell me something you’re proud of!
It doesn’t have to be anything huge, just anything that comes to mind ☺️
Today, I’m proud that I finally finished an entire 2nd Warhammer army!
It doesn’t have to be anything huge, just anything that comes to mind ☺️
Today, I’m proud that I finally finished an entire 2nd Warhammer army!
Remember folks!
Tomorrow, when you see a bunch of weirdos standing with their arms raised to the sky waiting to get lifted into the arms of TikTok Jesus, it only takes one question to troll the absolute fuck out of them:
“So why’d you get left behind?”
Tomorrow, when you see a bunch of weirdos standing with their arms raised to the sky waiting to get lifted into the arms of TikTok Jesus, it only takes one question to troll the absolute fuck out of them:
“So why’d you get left behind?”
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Remember folks!
Tomorrow, when you see a bunch of weirdos standing with their arms raised to the sky waiting to get lifted into the arms of TikTok Jesus, it only takes one question to troll the absolute fuck out of them:
“So why’d you get left behind?”
Tomorrow, when you see a bunch of weirdos standing with their arms raised to the sky waiting to get lifted into the arms of TikTok Jesus, it only takes one question to troll the absolute fuck out of them:
“So why’d you get left behind?”
I’ve been down the #rapturetok rabbit hole for hours now, and have come up with a plan.
I have a LOT of clothes I don’t wear anymore that are in bags waiting to be donated.
I think I’ll just start scattering them around in ways that look like they were left behind.
Religious psychosis is fun 😁
I have a LOT of clothes I don’t wear anymore that are in bags waiting to be donated.
I think I’ll just start scattering them around in ways that look like they were left behind.
Religious psychosis is fun 😁
September 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’ve been down the #rapturetok rabbit hole for hours now, and have come up with a plan.
I have a LOT of clothes I don’t wear anymore that are in bags waiting to be donated.
I think I’ll just start scattering them around in ways that look like they were left behind.
Religious psychosis is fun 😁
I have a LOT of clothes I don’t wear anymore that are in bags waiting to be donated.
I think I’ll just start scattering them around in ways that look like they were left behind.
Religious psychosis is fun 😁
My Death Riders are 99% done, just want to add a few tufts & a matte varnish.
I love how they came out but I will never build and paint these lads again, good lord I do not have the dexterity or brush control for them.
Still, I love them because they’re mine ☺️
#WH40K #Krieg
I love how they came out but I will never build and paint these lads again, good lord I do not have the dexterity or brush control for them.
Still, I love them because they’re mine ☺️
#WH40K #Krieg
September 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix
but I’ve learned an important lesson from my friends
rest, don’t quit
but I’ve learned an important lesson from my friends
rest, don’t quit
September 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix
but I’ve learned an important lesson from my friends
rest, don’t quit
but I’ve learned an important lesson from my friends
rest, don’t quit
Thanks to TikTok I now know how to start an F-16.
Normally I wouldn't know what to do with this information, but given the state of the world, well.
At least I know.
Normally I wouldn't know what to do with this information, but given the state of the world, well.
At least I know.
September 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Thanks to TikTok I now know how to start an F-16.
Normally I wouldn't know what to do with this information, but given the state of the world, well.
At least I know.
Normally I wouldn't know what to do with this information, but given the state of the world, well.
At least I know.
Well, it’s official.
I do not understand the hollow knight hype.
This shit is just a really hard 2D platformer, am I missing something or is that the game?
I do not understand the hollow knight hype.
This shit is just a really hard 2D platformer, am I missing something or is that the game?
September 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Well, it’s official.
I do not understand the hollow knight hype.
This shit is just a really hard 2D platformer, am I missing something or is that the game?
I do not understand the hollow knight hype.
This shit is just a really hard 2D platformer, am I missing something or is that the game?
Reposted by EdgarAlanBro
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
bro no fucking way 🤣
September 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
bro no fucking way 🤣
As expected, woke up to a flood of bots (and probably some gullible idiots) posting shit about civil war.
Those Epstein files must be fucking WILD
Those Epstein files must be fucking WILD
September 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
As expected, woke up to a flood of bots (and probably some gullible idiots) posting shit about civil war.
Those Epstein files must be fucking WILD
Those Epstein files must be fucking WILD
man I should check my tiktok messages more often look at this
Will Smith, Pedro Pascal? The Rock?
Goodness gracious I’m a celebrity
Will Smith, Pedro Pascal? The Rock?
Goodness gracious I’m a celebrity
September 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
man I should check my tiktok messages more often look at this
Will Smith, Pedro Pascal? The Rock?
Goodness gracious I’m a celebrity
Will Smith, Pedro Pascal? The Rock?
Goodness gracious I’m a celebrity
Reposted by EdgarAlanBro
freesamplethief-freesamplethief.bsky.social
Got about 3 weeks to a month worth of money left. And getting things moving on other sources of income is slow going so anything helps right now. Lost my best friend and he was our only source of income. gofund.me/f916f960
Got about 3 weeks to a month worth of money left. And getting things moving on other sources of income is slow going so anything helps right now. Lost my best friend and he was our only source of income. gofund.me/f916f960
Donate to Help Clayton's Loved Ones in Their Time of Need, organized by Jacqulyn Insunza
Clayton Richards Insunza unexpectedly passed away on July 31st, 2025.… Jacqulyn Insunza needs your support for Help Clayton's Loved Ones in Their Time of Need
gofund.me
September 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
freesamplethief-freesamplethief.bsky.social
Got about 3 weeks to a month worth of money left. And getting things moving on other sources of income is slow going so anything helps right now. Lost my best friend and he was our only source of income. gofund.me/f916f960
Got about 3 weeks to a month worth of money left. And getting things moving on other sources of income is slow going so anything helps right now. Lost my best friend and he was our only source of income. gofund.me/f916f960
idk who needs to hear this but it needs repeating:
cologne is meant to be discovered, not announced.
if you smell good from 15 feet away you’re burning out sinuses up close.
Stop bathing in the shit.
cologne is meant to be discovered, not announced.
if you smell good from 15 feet away you’re burning out sinuses up close.
Stop bathing in the shit.
September 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
idk who needs to hear this but it needs repeating:
cologne is meant to be discovered, not announced.
if you smell good from 15 feet away you’re burning out sinuses up close.
Stop bathing in the shit.
cologne is meant to be discovered, not announced.
if you smell good from 15 feet away you’re burning out sinuses up close.
Stop bathing in the shit.
Had such a great, relaxing 3 day weekend ☺️
If I get to wake up tomorrow to the Big Beautiful Obituary it would just be the icing on the cake
✨manifesting✨
If I get to wake up tomorrow to the Big Beautiful Obituary it would just be the icing on the cake
✨manifesting✨
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Had such a great, relaxing 3 day weekend ☺️
If I get to wake up tomorrow to the Big Beautiful Obituary it would just be the icing on the cake
✨manifesting✨
If I get to wake up tomorrow to the Big Beautiful Obituary it would just be the icing on the cake
✨manifesting✨
Something fun I do is catch people off guard with non-problematic twists on outdated jokes
“I like my women like I like my coffee - warm and sweet”
“A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar - the bar was too low”
etc
“I like my women like I like my coffee - warm and sweet”
“A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar - the bar was too low”
etc
August 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Something fun I do is catch people off guard with non-problematic twists on outdated jokes
“I like my women like I like my coffee - warm and sweet”
“A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar - the bar was too low”
etc
“I like my women like I like my coffee - warm and sweet”
“A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar - the bar was too low”
etc