If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”

Traitors S4 needs to borrow far more heavily from the Bravo-sphere (Housewives, Top Chef alumni, Summer House/Southern Charm/etc) and at LEAST two Drag Race girls a season.

Tabatha Coffey vs. Antonia Lofaso vs. Jujubee at a round table? Come onnnn

I’m enjoying Traitors, but if you’re sticking to all-celeb seasons, you need bigger personalities. They clearly wanted drama by casting people with existing conflict, but no one is really bringing it at round table.

NEVER FORGET in the 90s Hollywood wanted to cast Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman

When they brought up the fact that Harriet was black they said.. AND I QUOTE:

“It was so long ago. No one is going to know the difference.’”

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I kicked my dog off the bed and now she’s sitting in the corner humming a Sarah McLachlan song

i think this is a version of the phenomenon that put trump back in power: basically, people are bored

At some point during awards season we must all accept that we can’t put off watching Emilia Pérez any longer.

I keep thinking about that scene in Wicked when Dr. Dillamond is teaching the history of Animal rights, and somebody in the class whines, "Why don't you teach us history instead of dwelling on the past?" It feels so on the nose right now.

I wonder what books the ‘Trump Presidential Library’ is going to buy with the $15 million settlement with ABC?

This — from a Savage Love reader — was too good not to share and attempt to popularize.

Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.

When I think about Joe & Mika appeasing Trump so they can maintain their comfy lives, I think about Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss enduring years of harassment for simply doing their jobs.

So when Joe defends it by saying people need to live in the real world, he should respectfully go screw himself.

Just a reminder that in 2020, Dr. Oz suggested that opening schools during COVID would "only cost us 2-3% in terms of total mortality," and that "any life is a life lost but... that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider."

Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies.
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