Mr Shark
@ds24l-l.bsky.social
He/him
I am a horse in a world of grass, and boy am I hungry
I am a horse in a world of grass, and boy am I hungry
Pinned
A gift horse in the hand is worth two in the mouth
Googling “how do I stop lying under oath reddit”
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Googling “how do I stop lying under oath reddit”
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whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
You can lead a gift horse to water but you’re still not getting half life 3
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You can lead a gift horse to water but you’re still not getting half life 3
A gift horses in the mouth better than two bushes in the hand
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A gift horses in the mouth better than two bushes in the hand
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if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches
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spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters
Throwing up with my eyeballs visual gag
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Throwing up with my eyeballs visual gag
This shit is some mf hoopla
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This shit is some mf hoopla
Starting my day with a thunderous “where the hoes at?”
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Starting my day with a thunderous “where the hoes at?”
Sertttimg a man on fire
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sertttimg a man on fire
The lions might end up like 3rd in dvoa and miss the playoffs
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The lions might end up like 3rd in dvoa and miss the playoffs
A gift horse in the hand is worth two in the mouth
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
A gift horse in the hand is worth two in the mouth
I am neurotic about my hands being clean and my cat loves to lick only my hands. Like bro my forearms are right there, lick those instead, but no, I gotta go wash my hands again
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I am neurotic about my hands being clean and my cat loves to lick only my hands. Like bro my forearms are right there, lick those instead, but no, I gotta go wash my hands again
Hiring 100 hookers and running a fashion show for them (I’m the only model and I made all the clothes)
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Hiring 100 hookers and running a fashion show for them (I’m the only model and I made all the clothes)
For something I do basically every night, I’m still really bad at sleeping
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
For something I do basically every night, I’m still really bad at sleeping
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The Detroit lions are elite at breaking my heart. It’s not even their fault 😔
December 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The Detroit lions are elite at breaking my heart. It’s not even their fault 😔
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pee is wack
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
pee is wack