Dry Wit Wonk
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Dry Wit Wonk
@drywitwonk.bsky.social
#secular #humanist #geek
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Pretty cool that I can cosplay as the best of both worlds... erm... universes... franchises. Whatever. #StarTrek #Pike #StarWars #LukeSkywalker
Not only does he not understand math, but "favored nation" status is something given to OTHER countries. Good to know, though, that when you pick up your prescription the pharmacy will be giving you 5x the cost of the drug along with it. Will that be cash, direct deposit, or towards my deductible?
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Trump is right, he is the most transparent president ever. We see right through him!

Release the UNREDACTED #EpsteinFiles!
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@bobcesca.bsky.social Since you mentioned the grammatical inaccuracy of Lee Greenwood's song, I've updated it for you.

"I'm proud to be IN America...
Where at least I know I'm free...
Unless I have some brownish skin...
And so ICE comes for me..."
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He was probably either unaware of his surroundings, or upset that he wasn't the center of attention.
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh, JD, between getting handsy with Charlie Kirk's widow and then criticizing your wife for not being a Christian... We all see where this is going.
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
And in case anyone needs a reminder, it was right-wing provocateurs who caused damage during the BLM protests. Kudos to yesterday's No Kings protestors for not talking the bait!

abcnews.go.com/US/man-helpe...

www.theguardian.com/world/2020/o...
October 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Maybe the reason for the Qatari air force having a base on US soil is so Trump can eventually say he isn't using American Armed Forces against US citizens in violation of the Posse Comitatus Act, he's going to have #Qatar do it for him. 🤔
October 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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"This is supposed to be an oversight hearing" -- Schiff helpfully ticks through all of the incriminating questions -- and there are many of them -- that Bondi refused to answer during today's hearing
October 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
September 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
@driftglass.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social A thought regarding the mind meld synchronization in the Strange New Worlds finale— If they added to the lore by saying that it creates a form of quantum entanglement between the brains of the participants, it would have been a bit more plausible. 🖖🏻
September 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
But of course Disney+ is raising prices, they gotta make up for the billions they lost from their own self-inflicted fuckup suspending Kimmel somehow! 🙄
September 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I cannot wait for Tylenol to personally sue the everliving shit out of RFK Jr.
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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This is what it looks like when ICE violates our First Amendment rights.
September 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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This will be called "evidence of consciousness of guilt" in subsequent criminal trials.
September 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Gutfeld: violence is only notable when the victim is a MAGA influencer. All others are irrelevant. While we're here, The Economist indicates significantly higher rates of right-wing violence.
September 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
September 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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“They” is the most dangerous word currently being used by the right..
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A great point was made by @halsparks.com today. If they find out the #CharlieKirk shooter was left-leaning, they'll release that information immediately. If they drag their feet at all, it'll be a right-winger.
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I'm holding my tongue for now, but if you fuckers in the media don't stop trying to eulogize Charlie Kirk like he was Ted Kennedy or Bob Dole I am going to tell everybody what I think about that hate filled son of a........like I said I am currently holding my tongue, for now.
September 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So, the *single shot* was fired from 520 feet away, from across multiple rooftops between the shooter and the target. That sure sounds like a professional hit. Just saying. #CharlieKirk
September 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm not ready to assume that Charlie Kirk's murder was "politically motivated." Both of Trump's own attempted shooters were from the right, after all. Until the shooter is caught, it seems just as likely to be a right-wing provocateur.
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM