dryheatgarrett
@dryheatgarrett.bsky.social
Queer, artsy, pop culture obsessed geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 📼🦾
Ludicrously 5’6”
📍 Chicago, currently
Ludicrously 5’6”
📍 Chicago, currently
Pies before guys.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Pies before guys.
The Totoro slippers stay on, btw.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Totoro slippers stay on, btw.
I know it’s Friday, but stop looking at cocks and instead look at ART (which also contains cocks) 🤷🏼♀️ Also, Chicagoland folks, I’ll be vending this Saturday at Jackhammer 2-8pm for the @dandyland.bsky.social pajama party! Come get some skanky gifts!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I know it’s Friday, but stop looking at cocks and instead look at ART (which also contains cocks) 🤷🏼♀️ Also, Chicagoland folks, I’ll be vending this Saturday at Jackhammer 2-8pm for the @dandyland.bsky.social pajama party! Come get some skanky gifts!!
15 hours of travel later, but mama is HOME!
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
15 hours of travel later, but mama is HOME!
Only checking in to bluesky so anyone, please anyone, tell me I don’t need these.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Only checking in to bluesky so anyone, please anyone, tell me I don’t need these.
Recent watches / J favs. 🇯🇵
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Recent watches / J favs. 🇯🇵
Hello. I landed in Tokyo and immediately went to Deathmatch in Hell and got buzzed. This is the evidence.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hello. I landed in Tokyo and immediately went to Deathmatch in Hell and got buzzed. This is the evidence.
Currently enjoying the $60 uber to the airport that I booked keep pace with the bus I would’ve otherwise taken.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Currently enjoying the $60 uber to the airport that I booked keep pace with the bus I would’ve otherwise taken.
At the Silent Night, Deadly Night adv screening and we got our very own Billy. 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
At the Silent Night, Deadly Night adv screening and we got our very own Billy. 🥰
I have about a million things to do in November and one of them is an art/craft sale at a sexy gay bar. That’s rad as hell.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I have about a million things to do in November and one of them is an art/craft sale at a sexy gay bar. That’s rad as hell.
🍓🍓🍓 because I know I’ll forget to take this pic later.
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
🍓🍓🍓 because I know I’ll forget to take this pic later.
Strawberry Short King. 🍓
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Strawberry Short King. 🍓
Tbh after my top three, they’re all just a nonsense mess. (I do still need to track down the Producer’s Cut of Curse, so… for whatever that’s worth.)
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tbh after my top three, they’re all just a nonsense mess. (I do still need to track down the Producer’s Cut of Curse, so… for whatever that’s worth.)
Very mad my scanner isn’t big enough to cover a Rolling Stone cover, but anyway here’s my analog collage green variant, “Bog Body”. 💚💚💚
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Very mad my scanner isn’t big enough to cover a Rolling Stone cover, but anyway here’s my analog collage green variant, “Bog Body”. 💚💚💚
Happy Saturday from the # 1 Brom Bones stan account! 💪🏼🥰
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Happy Saturday from the # 1 Brom Bones stan account! 💪🏼🥰
I did 105 pushups this evening, which is notable because I am also 105 years old. 👴🏼
October 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I did 105 pushups this evening, which is notable because I am also 105 years old. 👴🏼
I’ve had a rough week (but the favs are faving).
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’ve had a rough week (but the favs are faving).
I made this. 🎃
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I made this. 🎃
Costume Party 🎃
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Costume Party 🎃
Like this or you’re a Snoopy hater.
October 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Like this or you’re a Snoopy hater.
Sunrise jog + pancakes + Saturday morning toons. 📺
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Sunrise jog + pancakes + Saturday morning toons. 📺
Good morning. Everyone write to every Michigan official and demand they reopen the comments for the MSU Wrestling Instagram page! 😾
October 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Good morning. Everyone write to every Michigan official and demand they reopen the comments for the MSU Wrestling Instagram page! 😾
Plainclothes: well enough, but some stylistic and story choices keep it from being great. Also, another tally for films depicting gay sex without lube or lotion or Vaseline or even a bunch of mushed up chapstick. 😑
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Plainclothes: well enough, but some stylistic and story choices keep it from being great. Also, another tally for films depicting gay sex without lube or lotion or Vaseline or even a bunch of mushed up chapstick. 😑