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dryheatgarrett
@dryheatgarrett.bsky.social
Queer, artsy, pop culture obsessed geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 📼🦾

Ludicrously 5’6”

📍 Chicago, currently
Pinned
Feeling straight as hell in these ripped underwear. 🧍🏻‍♂️
I have so many emails and laundry and I wish I did not.
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
15 hours of travel later, but mama is HOME!
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Only checking in to bluesky so anyone, please anyone, tell me I don’t need these.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Recent watches / J favs. 🇯🇵
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hello. I landed in Tokyo and immediately went to Deathmatch in Hell and got buzzed. This is the evidence.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There is a crew of young, broccoli-headed, straight white male influencers on my flight to Tokyo so tbh I kinda hope we go down idc.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Currently enjoying the $60 uber to the airport that I booked keep pace with the bus I would’ve otherwise taken.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2025. 🎅🏻🪓 Fun, but lacks the midnight movie quality of the original. No sex, too little sleeze. Rohan continues to be a qt pie tho.
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
At the Silent Night, Deadly Night adv screening and we got our very own Billy. 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
First play of the Christmas playlist today. 🎅🏻🎄
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Said “blessed be, kitty girl” and my bf said “what? what’s that?” 😤
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The good: I’ll be in Japan for 10 days starting Thursday. 🍙

The bad: I literally have so much shit to do before then. 😭
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I have about a million things to do in November and one of them is an art/craft sale at a sexy gay bar. That’s rad as hell.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Constant Nut November. You can’t stop nutting. It’s actually kind of serious. You see a doctor about it and they’re confused and afraid. They contact the CDC. Two hours later a tactical team from Umbrella Corporation take you away. You scream but no one helps you.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I would love a French bread pizza right now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’ve inadvertently heard two Christmas carols this morning and idgaf it makes me so happy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
🍓🍓🍓 because I know I’ll forget to take this pic later.
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Strawberry Short King. 🍓
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Still debating my executive authority to wear my Santa Claus onesie a third year in a row because I am not made for these cold Halloweens.
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tbh after my top three, they’re all just a nonsense mess. (I do still need to track down the Producer’s Cut of Curse, so… for whatever that’s worth.)
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
On one hand, the final season of stranger things looks fun and I will watch. On the other hand, gun to my head I cannot summarize what the previous 4 seasons were about even though I watched them all 😂
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Wait. I thought we were all shunning #Scream7??? Or has pop culture caused you to flip flop again? 🤔
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Finally binging the latest season of GBBO and hoping they don’t send home the guy I think is cutest even if his bakes are horrendous. ☺️

(Toby btw)
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
We, as a society, still need more:

• mummy movies
• thanksgiving horror movies
• thanksgiving horror movies about mummies??
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m not a soda drinker, so I need everyone to understand how serious it is right now that I’m craving a Coke Zero Vanilla, which I don’t even think is made anymore.
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM