dryheatgarrett
@dryheatgarrett.bsky.social
Queer, artsy, pop culture obsessed geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 📼🦾
Ludicrously 5’6”
📍 Chicago, currently
Ludicrously 5’6”
📍 Chicago, currently
Pinned
Feeling straight as hell in these ripped underwear. 🧍🏻♂️
I have so many emails and laundry and I wish I did not.
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I have so many emails and laundry and I wish I did not.
15 hours of travel later, but mama is HOME!
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
15 hours of travel later, but mama is HOME!
Only checking in to bluesky so anyone, please anyone, tell me I don’t need these.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Only checking in to bluesky so anyone, please anyone, tell me I don’t need these.
Recent watches / J favs. 🇯🇵
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Recent watches / J favs. 🇯🇵
Hello. I landed in Tokyo and immediately went to Deathmatch in Hell and got buzzed. This is the evidence.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hello. I landed in Tokyo and immediately went to Deathmatch in Hell and got buzzed. This is the evidence.
There is a crew of young, broccoli-headed, straight white male influencers on my flight to Tokyo so tbh I kinda hope we go down idc.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There is a crew of young, broccoli-headed, straight white male influencers on my flight to Tokyo so tbh I kinda hope we go down idc.
Currently enjoying the $60 uber to the airport that I booked keep pace with the bus I would’ve otherwise taken.
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Currently enjoying the $60 uber to the airport that I booked keep pace with the bus I would’ve otherwise taken.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2025. 🎅🏻🪓 Fun, but lacks the midnight movie quality of the original. No sex, too little sleeze. Rohan continues to be a qt pie tho.
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2025. 🎅🏻🪓 Fun, but lacks the midnight movie quality of the original. No sex, too little sleeze. Rohan continues to be a qt pie tho.
At the Silent Night, Deadly Night adv screening and we got our very own Billy. 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
At the Silent Night, Deadly Night adv screening and we got our very own Billy. 🥰
First play of the Christmas playlist today. 🎅🏻🎄
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
First play of the Christmas playlist today. 🎅🏻🎄
Said “blessed be, kitty girl” and my bf said “what? what’s that?” 😤
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Said “blessed be, kitty girl” and my bf said “what? what’s that?” 😤
The good: I’ll be in Japan for 10 days starting Thursday. 🍙
The bad: I literally have so much shit to do before then. 😭
The bad: I literally have so much shit to do before then. 😭
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The good: I’ll be in Japan for 10 days starting Thursday. 🍙
The bad: I literally have so much shit to do before then. 😭
The bad: I literally have so much shit to do before then. 😭
I have about a million things to do in November and one of them is an art/craft sale at a sexy gay bar. That’s rad as hell.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I have about a million things to do in November and one of them is an art/craft sale at a sexy gay bar. That’s rad as hell.
Constant Nut November. You can’t stop nutting. It’s actually kind of serious. You see a doctor about it and they’re confused and afraid. They contact the CDC. Two hours later a tactical team from Umbrella Corporation take you away. You scream but no one helps you.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Constant Nut November. You can’t stop nutting. It’s actually kind of serious. You see a doctor about it and they’re confused and afraid. They contact the CDC. Two hours later a tactical team from Umbrella Corporation take you away. You scream but no one helps you.
I would love a French bread pizza right now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I would love a French bread pizza right now.
I’ve inadvertently heard two Christmas carols this morning and idgaf it makes me so happy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’ve inadvertently heard two Christmas carols this morning and idgaf it makes me so happy.
🍓🍓🍓 because I know I’ll forget to take this pic later.
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
🍓🍓🍓 because I know I’ll forget to take this pic later.
Strawberry Short King. 🍓
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Strawberry Short King. 🍓
Still debating my executive authority to wear my Santa Claus onesie a third year in a row because I am not made for these cold Halloweens.
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Still debating my executive authority to wear my Santa Claus onesie a third year in a row because I am not made for these cold Halloweens.
Tbh after my top three, they’re all just a nonsense mess. (I do still need to track down the Producer’s Cut of Curse, so… for whatever that’s worth.)
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tbh after my top three, they’re all just a nonsense mess. (I do still need to track down the Producer’s Cut of Curse, so… for whatever that’s worth.)
On one hand, the final season of stranger things looks fun and I will watch. On the other hand, gun to my head I cannot summarize what the previous 4 seasons were about even though I watched them all 😂
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
On one hand, the final season of stranger things looks fun and I will watch. On the other hand, gun to my head I cannot summarize what the previous 4 seasons were about even though I watched them all 😂
Finally binging the latest season of GBBO and hoping they don’t send home the guy I think is cutest even if his bakes are horrendous. ☺️
(Toby btw)
(Toby btw)
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Finally binging the latest season of GBBO and hoping they don’t send home the guy I think is cutest even if his bakes are horrendous. ☺️
(Toby btw)
(Toby btw)
We, as a society, still need more:
• mummy movies
• thanksgiving horror movies
• thanksgiving horror movies about mummies??
• mummy movies
• thanksgiving horror movies
• thanksgiving horror movies about mummies??
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We, as a society, still need more:
• mummy movies
• thanksgiving horror movies
• thanksgiving horror movies about mummies??
• mummy movies
• thanksgiving horror movies
• thanksgiving horror movies about mummies??
I’m not a soda drinker, so I need everyone to understand how serious it is right now that I’m craving a Coke Zero Vanilla, which I don’t even think is made anymore.
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m not a soda drinker, so I need everyone to understand how serious it is right now that I’m craving a Coke Zero Vanilla, which I don’t even think is made anymore.