Guess it's time to go look at Mixam or Lulu! Just frustrating, given how much time I spent deciphering Ingram Spark's terse formatting guidelines to make sure my submission was correctly formatted & had all the necessary elements.

asking for which guideline/criteria my book failed to meet, so I can remedy it and resubmit. Their response?

"We understand this is an important matter to you. However, we are unable to disclose the reason for the restriction."

So uhh. I was rejected and they can't tell me why.

Gonna celebrate by sorting my socks

The meaning of democracy is that the people rule. The American people do not rule; in fact, I think a lot of them suck. So it's not a democracy. It's only a democracy if the people are cool. This is why Saudi Arabia is democratising so quickly; it's because of air conditioning

Also eye opening. Like when I hover over the audio icon and it says "Mute" I perceive that as an action term. i.e I click the button and I will mute it. She reads it completely differently, i.e. it says "Mute" because it is currently on mute.

"Go banana!" - me every time I set a banana on a surface

And now I am so tired....1st day of Autumn with accompanying cloudy weather is not helping...

The highlight of my trip happens today. Very excited to visit the Pigeon Museum!

Destroyed my stomach last night with pork nachos and a 22oz oz Yuengling (which I haven't had in years). How has my stomach gotten so bad at digesting? Stupid aging. Gonna have a fruit-heavy day today to remedy the situation.