Doc Rocketscience
@drrocketscience.bsky.social
a short stack of horny squirrels in trench coat
40+, as emotionally mature and available as the above implies 😂
40+, as emotionally mature and available as the above implies 😂
Opening night!
August 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Opening night!
Reposted by Doc Rocketscience
Isaiah Hodgson, who arrested 2 U.S. citizens, including 20-year-old Adrian Martinez at Walmart and Job Garcia at Home Depot, is accused of entering the women’s restroom and approaching a female while intoxicated and armed with a handgun. lataco.com/border-patro...
by @shoton35mm.bsky.social
by @shoton35mm.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Isaiah Hodgson, who arrested 2 U.S. citizens, including 20-year-old Adrian Martinez at Walmart and Job Garcia at Home Depot, is accused of entering the women’s restroom and approaching a female while intoxicated and armed with a handgun. lataco.com/border-patro...
by @shoton35mm.bsky.social
by @shoton35mm.bsky.social
Me: I deserve to be happy and fulfilled.
Also Me: Your choices and fuck ups led here.
Me: …oh… ok
Also Me: Your choices and fuck ups led here.
Me: …oh… ok
July 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Me: I deserve to be happy and fulfilled.
Also Me: Your choices and fuck ups led here.
Me: …oh… ok
Also Me: Your choices and fuck ups led here.
Me: …oh… ok
"Republicans please listen to the lyrics, just once" Challenge.
Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE
Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE
no… no, they can’t possibly be… oh my god, they wouldn’t… they can’t be… YES, THEY ARE PLAYING FORTUNATE SON
the fact that they’re just playing instrumental versions of radio rock, rather than military bands or marching bands or whatever makes this whole thing so fucking farcical, like, van halen’s jump *is not meant to be instrumental*, ahahahahahahaha
June 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Republicans please listen to the lyrics, just once" Challenge.
Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE
Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE
Time for the first evening push of this year's grading. DM me funny/weird/feral things to keep me from going crazy.
June 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Time for the first evening push of this year's grading. DM me funny/weird/feral things to keep me from going crazy.
A little bit-ish drunk again. Please clap.
June 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
A little bit-ish drunk again. Please clap.
I have the house to myself for a few hours. You know what that means…
*naps*
*naps*
June 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have the house to myself for a few hours. You know what that means…
*naps*
*naps*
I get the weirdest crushes these days.
June 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I get the weirdest crushes these days.
10% abv, 24 oz can. I just drank a bottle of wine, didn’t i?
June 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
10% abv, 24 oz can. I just drank a bottle of wine, didn’t i?
I feel attacked...
Strap-ons don’t need five minutes to recover.
April 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I feel attacked...
There a day for everything now.
April 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There a day for everything now.
If I get flirty tonight, please understand...
it's not...
..................................................the booze talking
it's just...
..................................................that I like you
it's not...
..................................................the booze talking
it's just...
..................................................that I like you
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If I get flirty tonight, please understand...
it's not...
..................................................the booze talking
it's just...
..................................................that I like you
it's not...
..................................................the booze talking
it's just...
..................................................that I like you
Still about 5 hours on my clock, and I'm home (maybe) doing some candy making. Whatcha got for me?
My birthday starts in about a half hour here. In lieu of silly confetti and cake gifs, please send dirty jokes and 🌶️ memes.
December 23, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Still about 5 hours on my clock, and I'm home (maybe) doing some candy making. Whatcha got for me?
My birthday starts in about a half hour here. In lieu of silly confetti and cake gifs, please send dirty jokes and 🌶️ memes.
December 22, 2024 at 6:36 AM
My birthday starts in about a half hour here. In lieu of silly confetti and cake gifs, please send dirty jokes and 🌶️ memes.
🍒 coke
But those aren’t cherries
And that’s not a soda
But those aren’t cherries
And that’s not a soda
December 18, 2024 at 4:11 PM
🍒 coke
But those aren’t cherries
And that’s not a soda
But those aren’t cherries
And that’s not a soda
Reposted by Doc Rocketscience
Repost if you know what this is 🔄
December 16, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Repost if you know what this is 🔄
New alignment chart dropped. (I’m not sorry)
December 15, 2024 at 8:09 PM
New alignment chart dropped. (I’m not sorry)
Seeing a lot of Discourse™ lately on age gaps, so, chat, out of curiosity, how to we feel about the "1/2 - 7" rule?
December 15, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Seeing a lot of Discourse™ lately on age gaps, so, chat, out of curiosity, how to we feel about the "1/2 - 7" rule?
'Bout to go climb in a shower alone.
I know, sounds fake to me too. 😂
I know, sounds fake to me too. 😂
December 14, 2024 at 5:29 PM
'Bout to go climb in a shower alone.
I know, sounds fake to me too. 😂
I know, sounds fake to me too. 😂
I’m a lil bit tipsy AMA
December 14, 2024 at 5:40 AM
I’m a lil bit tipsy AMA
I’m not sure about pinnacle but they are the sexiest piercing. Followed by nose studs/rings and then that one stud embedded over the sternum that I’m sure has a name but I’m too ⬜️ to know it off the top of my head.
December 13, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I’m not sure about pinnacle but they are the sexiest piercing. Followed by nose studs/rings and then that one stud embedded over the sternum that I’m sure has a name but I’m too ⬜️ to know it off the top of my head.
I'm a simple man:
If you post a picture of your 😺*
I'm going to reply "Kitty!"**
* or 🐶 or 🐹 or 🦎 or 🐍 or other pet
** or "Puppy!" or "Baby!" or something
If you post a picture of your 😺*
I'm going to reply "Kitty!"**
* or 🐶 or 🐹 or 🦎 or 🐍 or other pet
** or "Puppy!" or "Baby!" or something
December 12, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I'm a simple man:
If you post a picture of your 😺*
I'm going to reply "Kitty!"**
* or 🐶 or 🐹 or 🦎 or 🐍 or other pet
** or "Puppy!" or "Baby!" or something
If you post a picture of your 😺*
I'm going to reply "Kitty!"**
* or 🐶 or 🐹 or 🦎 or 🐍 or other pet
** or "Puppy!" or "Baby!" or something
lol Meta is borked and I should not check this profile at work but… what’s up y’all?
December 11, 2024 at 6:13 PM
lol Meta is borked and I should not check this profile at work but… what’s up y’all?
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
December 9, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough