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Patrick Smith
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Astronomical optics, get 'em while they're cold
There's a brief shot in Moonraker of a Mayan temple in Tikal (when Bond is *supposed* to be in Brazil) and I bet the only reason is that they figured "if we're going to cash in on Star Wars we'd better go to Yavin 4"
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
We must not cave to the demands of the paramagnetic wing of the IoP
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If politicians are weighing in on magnets, the brilliant thing is that they are both entirely made of spin
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
That's twice today I've thought about Porrohman. And the evening is young

bsky.app/profile/drpa...
It is time to keep your appointment with The Porrohman

[eight minutes of EBow noodling]
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's no laughing matter

Last year the big glass one got smashed and I've just noticed some of the dangly blue ones are looking a bit tired
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You know, crows will pick up and carry a stick because they can imagine needing it later
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
House spiders! Over 60% of them are tegenaria domestica, which is the common house spider

It's quite a thought that the spiders in your cupboards could do this, but simply... don't feel like it?
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It dates back to the Siege of Malta when The Knights of St John got the nose of Suleiman's ambassador and refused to put it back
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I never put the decorations up until Standing by the Fence Screaming Day
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Once the *entire* cast are tarnished it will be interesting to see how it hits, the way white noise is less distracting than an intermittent beep

On present trajectory we'll find out
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The fig gesture was popular in ancient Rome, so perhaps she's quite a bit older
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Fine, read in public.

But choosing a book that @ifbookspod.bsky.social have read so you don't have to is frankly disrespectful
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It is time to keep your appointment with The Porrohman

[eight minutes of EBow noodling]
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
...it means the spiders in your house *could* do this if they had a mind to
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"hey, stop doing what thou wilt!"
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Is it? Figures. Orpington has never accepted that they aren't Kent
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
FFS, that's the Brogans-Hogans-Grogans Triangle
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hang on I wrote one of these down

[checks notes]
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by Patrick Smith
now where's the Institute of Gremlins 2 Studies
September 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ask her why Kowalski letting go changed anything. They were in free fall not hanging off a cliff
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM