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@drosophili.ac
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Musician + shitposter. They/it/she.
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i'm not a cute clever obedient puppy i will accidentally knock over your potted plant and get dirt everywhere and then look obscenely guilty when you get home
Dog having ruined potted plants and looking guilty
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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demo/wip track called "resplendently" (a love song ♥️) 🎧 #OriginalMusicTracks #DIYSky #MusicianSky #MusicSky
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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4am sketch called "assigned female by youtube" 🎧 #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky #MusicianSky #DIYSky
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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a photo of OP's set of false glue-on eyelashes in a plastic case
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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A blonde cartoon girl asking "train autism or math autism" and a cartoon brunette girl responding "Linux retardation"
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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is he not submissive and breedable here?
Star Trek next gen screenshot of Picard saying "Mr Data, based" to Data while Data clasps his hands on the chair
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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idk how to even approach my result
A no monogamy compass with OP in dead center
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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its true its true
OP's "sexual orientation test" results showing that OP is bisexual with a pretty even split between men and women
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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in the pocket of Big Eyeliner
Selfie of OP with enormous eyeliner with neutral expression another selfie of OP with big eyeliner but smiling
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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show show show
Selfie of OP with big eyeliner in red lighting Another selfie of OP with big eyeliner in a better lit bathroom
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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how it feels when your moot likes the post you hoped they'd like
Photo of a person wearing a photoshopped comically large winter coat
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I dolled up my school bag (more like a purse than anything) and somehow fit all my myriad shit in it
Picard from Star Trek TNG telling Data "Mr Data, based"
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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me, staring up at the ceiling: why am I here? Why am I alive?

the humble spider:
Black and white photo of actor Willem Dafoe striking a pose where his arms are back and his legs are wide set, reminiscent to OP of a spider
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I FOUND *THE* MUSHROOM!!!!!!!!
Photo of a red mushroom with white dots among fallen leaves in autumn
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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bad dog slept in its eyeliner
Selfie of OP doing peace sign with messy slept-in eyeliner Another of the same but OP is now looking upward
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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my laptop is 8 years old now and low on storage space but I'm so hesitant to give up this stickerbomb
OP's laptop that is almost entirely covered in fun stickers
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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juggling hyperfixations like
Cat photoshopped to look like a dog Same cat photoshopped to look like a snake Same cat photoshopped to look like a monkey Same cat photoshopped to look like a dragon
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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unmatched.
The pokemon Rowlet, a grass type baby owl
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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wehhhhhh at the bar
Selfie of OP w big eyeliner
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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I'm at the T4T event and a friend said "hey you wanna see a funny post my friend sent me?" and it was by my moot Diane @plzstayherewme.bsky.social
Photo of someone else's phone with a Bluesky post screenshot by Diane reading "a cuck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bum bum bum "mind if I watch"
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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me wgen i post bad
Cat saying "ah! So sorry"
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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good morning occupied portland
Edited screenshot of a phone app asking the user to pick up the call-- the image of the caller is Cyclops Vance and the caller ID is "Eye of Rah"
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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me when i log into a linux system
Meme of a black bird with big feet and a halo on a stairway to heaven with superimposed text reading SALVATION!!!!!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Happy November friends #Caturday
Photo of OP's tuxedo cat and in the background is a red autumn tree Another photo of the same but the cat is now in profile
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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new glasses alert
Selfie of OP with new round glasses
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM