Daniel Roberts
@drobertsimg.bsky.social
FKA IronMikeGallego. I once wrote a few things you might’ve read but then I had kids. Cancer-hater. Gold Star Family. Recovering A’s fan. Combat sports wunderkind. Anti-Stratfordian. Lawyer.
https://deadspin.com/the-trouble-with-floyd-mayweather-1605217498
https://deadspin.com/the-trouble-with-floyd-mayweather-1605217498
Once again, this administration is just pandering to the men on X.
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Once again, this administration is just pandering to the men on X.
This is what happens to cowards when they’re losing. They lash out as violently as they can in a desperate attempt to provoke fear, but just end up underscoring their own fundamental weakness. Trump is just another loser who is losing. Bigly.
Like I wrote a decade ago…
deadspin.com/donald-trump...
Like I wrote a decade ago…
deadspin.com/donald-trump...
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is what happens to cowards when they’re losing. They lash out as violently as they can in a desperate attempt to provoke fear, but just end up underscoring their own fundamental weakness. Trump is just another loser who is losing. Bigly.
Like I wrote a decade ago…
deadspin.com/donald-trump...
Like I wrote a decade ago…
deadspin.com/donald-trump...
The Jose Canseco!
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Jose Canseco!
Holy shit, Trump is reduced to explaining his jokes in parentheticals like he’s Roger Dudek from @theonion.com.
theonion.com/the-cost-of-...
theonion.com/the-cost-of-...
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Holy shit, Trump is reduced to explaining his jokes in parentheticals like he’s Roger Dudek from @theonion.com.
theonion.com/the-cost-of-...
theonion.com/the-cost-of-...
The Epstein emails are justifiably sucking up all the oxygen today, but this is really something.
Everyone who thought Republicans would stand by Trump no matter what should take a big sip of scalding hot coffee just before reviewing this chart.
Everyone who thought Republicans would stand by Trump no matter what should take a big sip of scalding hot coffee just before reviewing this chart.
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Epstein emails are justifiably sucking up all the oxygen today, but this is really something.
Everyone who thought Republicans would stand by Trump no matter what should take a big sip of scalding hot coffee just before reviewing this chart.
Everyone who thought Republicans would stand by Trump no matter what should take a big sip of scalding hot coffee just before reviewing this chart.
And the coolest…
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
And the coolest…
Damn. Vance looks like he just saw a brand new cream leather couch and just couldn’t contain himself.
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Damn. Vance looks like he just saw a brand new cream leather couch and just couldn’t contain himself.
This has to work given the number of people here who reflexively repost anything written in big bold text on a colorful background.
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This has to work given the number of people here who reflexively repost anything written in big bold text on a colorful background.
Per Grok just now, on average, there’s one accident per 22,000 trips, so he’s setting the bar at more than twice the average rate of accidents.
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Per Grok just now, on average, there’s one accident per 22,000 trips, so he’s setting the bar at more than twice the average rate of accidents.
This is a motherfucking kicker.
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is a motherfucking kicker.
Siri, is it good to be 25 points underwater just outside of your “honeymoon period”?
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apnews.com/projects/pol...
October 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Siri, is it good to be 25 points underwater just outside of your “honeymoon period”?
apnews.com/projects/pol...
apnews.com/projects/pol...
I wrote this back in 2016 and I stand by every word. Trump, and all of his acolytes, are cowards. If ordinary people tell them to fuck off, or - even better - make a mockery of them, they will quit. We are much stronger than them. Institutions have failed. We won’t.
web.archive.org/web/20201108...
web.archive.org/web/20201108...
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I wrote this back in 2016 and I stand by every word. Trump, and all of his acolytes, are cowards. If ordinary people tell them to fuck off, or - even better - make a mockery of them, they will quit. We are much stronger than them. Institutions have failed. We won’t.
web.archive.org/web/20201108...
web.archive.org/web/20201108...
No question. And the best lyricist. Adrock had the catchiest rhymes and Mike D was the most off the wall, but Yauch brought it every time.
I’ll never get over:
I’ll never get over:
October 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
No question. And the best lyricist. Adrock had the catchiest rhymes and Mike D was the most off the wall, but Yauch brought it every time.
I’ll never get over:
I’ll never get over:
FWIW - ABC News.
September 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
FWIW - ABC News.
Yes, per ABC News. Although there are loopholes.
September 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes, per ABC News. Although there are loopholes.
I tend to ignore Temu ads, but can someone smarter than me explain why this woman appears to have two partially inflated speed bags hanging over her chest?
September 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I tend to ignore Temu ads, but can someone smarter than me explain why this woman appears to have two partially inflated speed bags hanging over her chest?
I believe Chris has a policy against reading my Deadspin shit just because I once compared his haircut to “the Rachel.”
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I believe Chris has a policy against reading my Deadspin shit just because I once compared his haircut to “the Rachel.”
